Why did you dump the person above you?
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Didn't have any ink.0
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caught him cheating on me with Wally Cleaver0
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cause he would run circles around me, and I hated that0
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Her minion obsession interfered with our romantic time0
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he wouldn't take the scarf off when we kissed0
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Automatically made a duck face every time she flexed
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Automatically made a duck face every time she flexed
BAHAhHA! Only in this one, my friend said, look badass, and that was all I had. QUACK0 -
Because she would constantly yell "THUNDERCATS...HO!!!!!!!!" in bed.0
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Because he wouldn't play double dutch with me
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Always made me say her name twice in a row.0
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He could never remember my name...0
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Started sexting our accountant telling him she needed his debit in her credit0
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Always giving me mean looks!0
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Her kisses tasted salty, she promised they would be sugary.0
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The picture wasn't really him. He kept getting them from magazines!0
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She squeezes the toothpaste in the middle of the tube.
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I was jealous of how high he could jump.0
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Stayed in bed all day0
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Had nicer hair than me.0
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She wouldn't stop flirting with the waiter0
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cause I was drunk, and made a mistake.0
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He was too smug0
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he didnt give me enough bear hugs0
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She constantly wanted hugs and I'm just not much of a hugger0
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to much time playing in the mud0
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i couldnt keep up with his energy0
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because she lost 39 pounds and i only lost 80
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she always wore that blue eyeshadow0
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She cheated...
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He burned off his eyebrows0
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