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Lie about yourself.
TattooedNici
Posts: 2,141 Member
It's self explanatory, so post a lie about yourself. Here's my first lie...
I'm a biological man.
I'm a biological man.
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I eat humans0
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I'm a vampire0
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This isn't my natural hair color.0
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I once killed a man for a taco.0
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I've done worse for a taco!I once killed a man for a taco.0 -
I'm too lazy0
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I'm best friends with Bill Clinton.0
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I have 20/20 vision.0
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I've done worse for a taco!I once killed a man for a taco.
I kicked a puppy for nachos.0 -
I have my own reality show on E!0
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I am a nice person.0
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I'm a zombie0
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I run guns for the North Irish...0
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Totally unafraid of chickens.0
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I LOVE vegetables.0
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I'm naked, in a dark room, smoking cigars and watching cartoon network because I'm too lazy to find the remote... :huh:0
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I hate chocolate.0
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I am AWESOME0
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I helped an elephant give birth while vacationing in West Africa.0
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Mild mannered student by day, masked luchador crime fighter by night.0
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I'm a werewolf.0
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I didn't date a stripper.0
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I hate getting dirty0
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I'm great at coming up with interesting lies to share.0
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I breed and raise unicorns in French Polynesia.0
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I'm actually a 500 pound man posing as a 30 year old woman, in hopes of picking up dudes online.0
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I'm a 300 pound woman posing as a 36 year old man in hopes of picking up ladies online.0
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I'm actually a cupcake0
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I once got away from Dog The Bounty Hunter by hiding in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant. I spent an hour getting chow mien out of my hair.0
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I put the screw in the tuna.0
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