Lie about yourself.

TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member

March 2014 in Chit-Chat

It's self explanatory, so post a lie about yourself. Here's my first lie...

I'm a biological man.

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  fitnessbabe90 Posts: 122

  March 2014

  I eat humans

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  leila_bunny Posts: 114

  March 2014

  I'm a vampire

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  Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member

  March 2014

  This isn't my natural hair color.

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  MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member

  March 2014

  I once killed a man for a taco.

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  Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member

  March 2014

  I once killed a man for a taco.

  I've done worse for a taco!

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  DienhartDotCom Posts: 292 Member

  March 2014

  I'm too lazy

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  TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member

  March 2014

  I'm best friends with Bill Clinton.

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  Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member

  March 2014

  I have 20/20 vision.

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  MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member

  March 2014

  I once killed a man for a taco.

  I've done worse for a taco!

  
  I kicked a puppy for nachos.

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  ShreddingIt_84 Posts: 141

  March 2014

  I have my own reality show on E!

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  SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member

  March 2014

  I am a nice person.

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  Crimson__Phoenix Posts: 32

  March 2014

  I'm a zombie

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  bheathfit Posts: 451 Member

  March 2014

  I run guns for the North Irish...

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  BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member

  March 2014

  Totally unafraid of chickens.

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  kjo9692 Posts: 430 Member

  March 2014

  I LOVE vegetables.

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  bheathfit Posts: 451 Member

  March 2014

  I'm naked, in a dark room, smoking cigars and watching cartoon network because I'm too lazy to find the remote... :huh:

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  infinitevast Posts: 875 Member

  March 2014

  I hate chocolate.

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  Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member

  March 2014

  I am AWESOME

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  TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member

  March 2014

  I helped an elephant give birth while vacationing in West Africa.

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  ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member

  March 2014

  Mild mannered student by day, masked luchador crime fighter by night.

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  aworkoutroutine Posts: 195 Member

  March 2014

  I'm a werewolf.

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  mailroomclerk Posts: 70

  March 2014

  I didn't date a stripper.

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  mrsBrown1989 Posts: 81

  March 2014

  I hate getting dirty

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  DienhartDotCom Posts: 292 Member

  March 2014

  I'm great at coming up with interesting lies to share.

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  Manic5781 Posts: 1,491

  March 2014

  I breed and raise unicorns in French Polynesia.

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  TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member

  March 2014

  I'm actually a 500 pound man posing as a 30 year old woman, in hopes of picking up dudes online.

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  Manic5781 Posts: 1,491

  March 2014

  I'm a 300 pound woman posing as a 36 year old man in hopes of picking up ladies online.

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  pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member

  March 2014

  I'm actually a cupcake

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  TheLadyBane Posts: 299 Member

  March 2014

  I once got away from Dog The Bounty Hunter by hiding in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant. I spent an hour getting chow mien out of my hair.

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  ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member

  March 2014

  I put the screw in the tuna.

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