Lie about yourself.

I'm a werewolf.

I hate getting dirty

I breed and raise unicorns in French Polynesia.

I'm a 300 pound woman posing as a 36 year old man in hopes of picking up ladies online.

I once got away from Dog The Bounty Hunter by hiding in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant. I spent an hour getting chow mien out of my hair.

My desk isn't cluttered and my house is spotless.

I'm cool

I blessed the rains down in Africa.

I look so graceful when doing exercise that requires coordination or agility.

A guinea pig doesn't control my life.