A few things no one would guess by your appearance

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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I don't like cats.
    I work in the criminal justice field (not a teacher or a librarian). lol
    Don't let my size fool ya, I'm much stronger than I look.
  • AthleticForties_wechanged
    AthleticForties_wechanged Posts: 611
    1. I am a certified NRA instructor for all types of firearms
    2. I am very shy when meeting people the first time
    3. For years, my alter ego was Krudd, the Troll Shadowknight from Lanys T'Vyl (points if you get the reference)
  • Thatsmywrapgirl
    Thatsmywrapgirl Posts: 60
    Biggest thing I shock people with is that I’m a redneck… I don’t “look the part” but I love my whiskey, guns, mud, big trucks and country music. I used to show up to parties with a handle of Jack in my Louis Vuitton tote! Haha
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
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  • Sunbrooke
    Sunbrooke Posts: 632 Member
    I kick butt at using a pic axe or a sledge hammer. A few guys have tried to show me how it's done and embarrassed themselves. It is mostlyl technique. I had to bury a lot of cables and pound in a lot of ground rods when I was in the Army lol.

    I bet you have buried a lot of cable and pounded a lot of rods! I'm sorry, what?

    I was commo.. Why the "what"?
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
    Many wonder why i am not a model....yes i get that ALOT lately lol

    I am a huge nerd....Anime, Manga, Video Games, Dress Up Conventions,etc

    I was SUPER skinny growing up and ate food like Goku and wouldnt gain a single pound.

    It took some serious dental work to get achieve this smile :-P

    - James


    +1 for the DBZ reference.
  • karen1105mfp
    karen1105mfp Posts: 51 Member
    That I'm 47, I seem conservative but I LOVE hard rock, how much I actually weigh, and that I get the heebeejeebees when I touch cotton balls.
  • twistyshakes
    twistyshakes Posts: 30 Member
    I have almost no confidence in myself to accomplish anything.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    that i am from a trailer park...maybe..

    ummm that I love sponge bob square pants and still watch it all the time
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    That I'm really a dandelion
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    That I was in the military.
    My age and weight usually take people by surprise too.
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  • sunstarz80
    sunstarz80 Posts: 43 Member
    That I'm a true old school gentleman. I have tattoos, piercings (including my septum), I wear clothes with skulls, listen to metal (among other type of music), I'm sarcastic and kind of an a***ole at times, yet there's not a single time I wouldn't hold the door for a woman, pull the chair for her, walk on the street side, kind of put my arm around her while crossing the streets, open the car's door for her, and anything of that matters
    Wow, nice to see there's at least one still out there.

    I can play pretty much any woodwind musical instrument and can play back music I've just heard (to some extent)
    I was born and raised on a farm, but I don't have a clue how to drive a tractor
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    That I have exactly 0 tattoos
    That I used to be a suit
    That I'm probably smarter than you.

    I really want to say something rude here.

    haha.
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    A very difficult and tragic past, that I have hopefully put behind me.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    -My knowledge of cars and auto repair is better than most of the technicians I employ, but most people who walk in my stores think I'm the receptionist, when really I'm second in command to the owners.

    -I have a CWP and carry a gun in my purse pretty much all the time.

    -I'm a cancer survivor.

    You are my new mini hero. One of the things I want to conquer is being able to understand and (within reason) fix cars. I even looked around at local school to see if I could take an automotive class and couldn't find anything. :(
  • Sarah4fitness
    Sarah4fitness Posts: 437 Member
    I used to believe if I lifted heavy, I'd bulk up and look like a pro female bodybuilder. #WRONG
  • pikaboooo
    pikaboooo Posts: 54
    that im a gamer
  • hopeless_rhomantic
    hopeless_rhomantic Posts: 42 Member
    At 6'2 and over 350 lbs I'm a gentle giant. I am an optimist and all things peaceful.
  • rosehips60
    rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
    the one I posted a few days ago was lame, I've thought about it more so here goes-
    I've been a school custodian for 32 years
    I didn't learn to whistle until I was 25
    I play the saxophone
    I'm tall but so athletically challenged that I never played basketball
    any creature with more than 8 legs totally creep me out, this includes those those squishy balls with all the spines on them (just picturing them in my mind gives me the shivers!)
    to borrow a phrase from another post "I'm a lady on the street but wild in the sheets"
    I have a BA degree in Religious Studies
  • Ter_Rob
    Ter_Rob Posts: 68
    I have 9 grandchildren.
    Despite being deeply, deeply hurt, I'm a hopeless romantic.
    I choke at the end of happy chick flick boy meets girl, girl meets boy movies.
    I am sensitive.
    I feel my life has been a waste.
  • bethcox16
    bethcox16 Posts: 229 Member
    i'm actually only 5 ft...

    i'm a big lover of tattoos...

    i'm actually quite clever...

    i can't wink... or whistle...

    I can cook...

    i have really low self esteem...

    i was the ugly nerd at my school...

    i have a weird obsession with cuddling :D...

    i play both piano and guitar...

    and i'm scarily accurate with a rifle....

    and (some of you may not like this comment) i cant have kids, and i'm more happy than sad about that...
  • tmaryam
    tmaryam Posts: 289 Member
    I have 9 grandchildren.
    Despite being deeply, deeply hurt, I'm a hopeless romantic.
    I choke at the end of happy chick flick boy meets girl, girl meets boy movies.
    I am sensitive.
    I feel my life has been a waste.

    This so so sad! I'm sorry you feel your life has been a waste. Cherish those grandbabies and live each day to the fullest. Life is a blessing. I wish you happiness. :flowerforyou:
  • Ter_Rob
    Ter_Rob Posts: 68
    @tmaryam................................thank you for your kind words.
  • bethcox16
    bethcox16 Posts: 229 Member
    oh and that i spend around 2 hours a day in the bath, including right now haha
  • Autk79
    Autk79 Posts: 286 Member
    Boobs are real , had a reduction and they grew back

    Tubes tied twice, 3 kids all 6 years apart

    Hates pickles and styrofoam
  • Autk79
    Autk79 Posts: 286 Member
    :ohwell:
    I have 9 grandchildren.
    Despite being deeply, deeply hurt, I'm a hopeless romantic.
    I choke at the end of happy chick flick boy meets girl, girl meets boy movies.
    I am sensitive.
    I feel my life has been a waste.

    This so so sad! I'm sorry you feel your life has been a waste. Cherish those grandbabies and live each day to the fullest. Life is a blessing. I wish you happiness. :flowerforyou:

    I agree.. You have 9 beautiful blessigns to be saying your life is a waste. I bet they would tell you otherwise :ohwell:
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  • Autk79
    Autk79 Posts: 286 Member
    Boobs are real , had a reduction and they grew back

    Tubes tied twice, 3 kids all 6 years apart

    Hates pickles and styrofoam

    Never would've guessed by your appearance that you hate Styrofoam.
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    lol You would if I posted a pic of the way my face looks when I hear it LMAO

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