Lie about yourself.

I want more kids

I'm not awkward....At all...

I am the banana Ray "the banana man" Comfort used in his "Atheist's nightmare video"
He told me he loved me, I feel used and dirty
I am now pressing charges of sexual abuse to a fruit.

http://youtu.be/Y4yBvvGi_2A

I have the nicest body anyone has ever seen

The idea is to lie, I'm not sure that is a lie

I can see in the dark as well as my cat.

They are 100 real....my highlights. Totally natural.

I toured with Pantera when they were still a glam band!!!

I spent a day in detention on a Saturday, with an athlete, basket case, brain, and criminal.

i hate working out

I finished in the top 25 in the Chicago marathon 4 years running!

my natural hair color is pink

I hate cats.

I hate cupcakes.

A gang once tried to recruit me because of my bo staff skills.

my tattoos are fake