No Shower
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Too late....you have been with him for 4 yrs already!!
Can't complain now!
His stench is all up in you!!
That is a disturbing thing to say! Read my reply above, we have a child together and I didn't catch on until after our child was born. Can't just up and leave.
9 months and you didn't catch on?
Not sure why it's so hard to understand for some. I was pregnant and working full time, I wasn't always around to watch his every move.
When I was pregnant and working full time, I was still around my home for several hours a day and slept in the same bed as my husband, and my nose worked.
Yes, you are better at keeping your nose higher in the air than mine. :flowerforyou:0 -
Too late....you have been with him for 4 yrs already!!
Can't complain now!
His stench is all up in you!!
That is a disturbing thing to say! Read my reply above, we have a child together and I didn't catch on until after our child was born. Can't just up and leave.
9 months and you didn't catch on?
Not sure why it's so hard to understand for some. I was pregnant and working full time, I wasn't always around to watch his every move.
When I was pregnant and working full time, I was still around my home for several hours a day and slept in the same bed as my husband, and my nose worked.
Yes, you are better at keeping your nose higher in the air than mine. :flowerforyou:
Pretty foolish to come into the forums on April Fool's Day and try to claim that you didn't know for more than 9 months that your SO wasn't showering for a week at a time. And to claim that you don't know how to fix your intimacy problems.
Seriously, go talk to your SO about this issue if you want to fix the relationship. Communication with your SO is always the key, not communication with a random bunch of strangers on an internet fitness forum. If he's not willing to shower to have sex with you, either get some couples' counseling, or accept that there's more wrong with your relationship than your boyfriend's hygiene.0 -
Deal Breaker.0
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Once a week... sounds about right. But that's just because I don't sweat. Or have BO.0
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April Fools?0
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This isn't even a good april fools joke and I can't believe some of you ae giving serious advise to such an obvious troll.0
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Dump him. That's just nasty.0
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Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?
I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.
Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.
Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd0 -
Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?
I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.
Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.
Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd
As I stated previously, he does not "smell" horrible, just when he plays sports or is highly active. But he did finally take a shower last night. Why does everyone think this is an April Fool's joke? Pretty ridiculous. And those who find it hard to believe, it is not like I am going around saying kittens are flying out of his butt. Thank you to those who actually gave me advice! Much appreciated!0 -
I don't know why, but I'm singing some Lynyrd Skynyrd right now!!!
♪♫ Ooh, that smell...Can't you smell that smell?...Ooh, that smell...The smell of death surrounds you, yeah ♪♫
I think maybe you're immune to the smell? I mean, I work at a papermill and it smells like rotten eggs and *kitten* and I've been here and lived in this city all my life and sometimes I can't smell it but everyone else can. See, I built up my immunity to the smell.
I think you might want to talk him into going to a therapist or something. I'm not being funny. That's just not normal. And I wouldn't shower with him, either. No effing way, eww. And he could forget sexy times. Maybe that's the trick. Tell him you are cutting him off if he doesn't start showering at least every other day...work your way up to every day. Good luck!!0 -
thanks for addressing my sincere questions, OP :drinker:
i wish you and your dirty bf all the best:flowerforyou:0 -
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Too late....you have been with him for 4 yrs already!!
Can't complain now!
His stench is all up in you!!
That is a disturbing thing to say! Read my reply above, we have a child together and I didn't catch on until after our child was born. Can't just up and leave.
9 months and you didn't catch on?
Not sure why it's so hard to understand for some. I was pregnant and working full time, I wasn't always around to watch his every move.
When I was pregnant and working full time, I was still around my home for several hours a day and slept in the same bed as my husband, and my nose worked.
This thread is intriguing. Especially the above bit. Don't most women also have a heightened sense of smell during pregnancy? I honestly don't remember if I did, but trying to get pregnant again I, every month like I have OCD, check pregnancy "symptoms"a nd see if i have any and smell is always one.
I could not tolerate my husband not showering. Not at all.0 -
Darn. OP, I know you said he's not depressed but I would still urge him to talk to a doc. If this isn't a cultural thing and it's not a "going green" thing then it boils down to self neglect. You claim that he doesn't reek but you said he doesn't wear deoderant and that other people have complained about it. Sounds like maybe you've just gotten used to it. And the only way this dude doesn't reek is if he's mastered the wh*re's bath on a really impressive level and is doing it multiple times a day, which would have to take more time than an actual shower.0
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Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?
I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.
Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.
Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd
No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.0 -
Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?
I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.
Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.
Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd
No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.
Wow, and you are ignorant. It's not me who does not shower rarely. Can't believe all the nasty comments directed towards me when all I wanted was advice. Guess I should have known better! Sorry I'm not shallow enough to kick the father of my daughter out, because he is having issues taking a shower regularly.0 -
Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?
I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.
Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.
Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd
No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.
Wow, and you are ignorant. It's not me who does not shower rarely. Can't believe all the nasty comments directed towards me when all I wanted was advice. Guess I should have known better! Sorry I'm not shallow enough to kick the father of my daughter out, because he is having issues taking a shower regularly.
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thanks for addressing my sincere questions, OP :drinker:
i wish you and your dirty bf all the best:flowerforyou:
Sorry I did not get to your questions, I thought most of them were addressed in this thread. I would say more but considering I'm being blasted on here I think that is not such a good idea. Appreciate the help nonetheless.0 -
25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.0
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25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.
That would be because I wanted to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why would I waste my time on something that is not real? Anyway, not going to waste anymore time on here, as it is pointless.0
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