No Shower

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    thanks for addressing my sincere questions, OP :drinker:

    i wish you and your dirty bf all the best:flowerforyou:
  • ericzanetti
    ericzanetti Posts: 41 Member
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  • cuinboston2014
    cuinboston2014 Posts: 848 Member
    Too late....you have been with him for 4 yrs already!!
    Can't complain now!
    His stench is all up in you!!

    That is a disturbing thing to say! Read my reply above, we have a child together and I didn't catch on until after our child was born. Can't just up and leave.

    9 months and you didn't catch on?

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    Not sure why it's so hard to understand for some. I was pregnant and working full time, I wasn't always around to watch his every move.

    When I was pregnant and working full time, I was still around my home for several hours a day and slept in the same bed as my husband, and my nose worked.

    This thread is intriguing. Especially the above bit. Don't most women also have a heightened sense of smell during pregnancy? I honestly don't remember if I did, but trying to get pregnant again I, every month like I have OCD, check pregnancy "symptoms"a nd see if i have any and smell is always one.

    I could not tolerate my husband not showering. Not at all.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Darn. OP, I know you said he's not depressed but I would still urge him to talk to a doc. If this isn't a cultural thing and it's not a "going green" thing then it boils down to self neglect. You claim that he doesn't reek but you said he doesn't wear deoderant and that other people have complained about it. Sounds like maybe you've just gotten used to it. And the only way this dude doesn't reek is if he's mastered the wh*re's bath on a really impressive level and is doing it multiple times a day, which would have to take more time than an actual shower.
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?

    I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.

    Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.

    Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd

    No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.
  • fitfurlife2012
    fitfurlife2012 Posts: 26
    Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?

    I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.

    Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.

    Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd

    No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.

    Wow, and you are ignorant. It's not me who does not shower rarely. Can't believe all the nasty comments directed towards me when all I wanted was advice. Guess I should have known better! Sorry I'm not shallow enough to kick the father of my daughter out, because he is having issues taking a shower regularly.
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    Doesn't his fellow co-workers or boss complain about his smell?

    I find this so hard to believe. It's really not hard to tell when someone needs a shower. Maybe you both need to see an ENT Specialist because one or both of you really lack a sense of smell.

    Tell him that he can use baking soda as a deodorant if it's the chemicals in the commercial stuff he hates.

    Does he get itchy from soap or something? This is all very vague and odd

    No, they don't complain because this isn't real. Troll ^9. People who only shower once a week or date someone that showers once a week can't afford the internet nor are they smart enough to use it.

    Wow, and you are ignorant. It's not me who does not shower rarely. Can't believe all the nasty comments directed towards me when all I wanted was advice. Guess I should have known better! Sorry I'm not shallow enough to kick the father of my daughter out, because he is having issues taking a shower regularly.


    ROFL
  • fitfurlife2012
    fitfurlife2012 Posts: 26
    thanks for addressing my sincere questions, OP :drinker:

    i wish you and your dirty bf all the best:flowerforyou:

    Sorry I did not get to your questions, I thought most of them were addressed in this thread. I would say more but considering I'm being blasted on here I think that is not such a good idea. Appreciate the help nonetheless.
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.
  • fitfurlife2012
    fitfurlife2012 Posts: 26
    25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.

    That would be because I wanted to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why would I waste my time on something that is not real? Anyway, not going to waste anymore time on here, as it is pointless.
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    25 posts, 20 in this thread, private diary, recent post history is private and a story about someone who showers 1/7 as often as a normal person. Yep, definitely not a troll and a legitimate post. Haha. Avatar picture is cool though.

    That would be because I wanted to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why would I waste my time on something that is not real? Anyway, not going to waste anymore time on here, as it is pointless.

    Watch the door, it's bad about hitting people in the @$$ on the way out.
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
    I can't go a day without showering. I feel cold and gross... I can't imagine people who can go days let alone weeks without a shower.
  • rfw24
    rfw24 Posts: 443 Member
    If this is not a joke, then you need to break up with him. That is down right disgusting. Don't you think you could find someone that is going to care about you and himself more than this guy????
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Oh man, that is just wrong. I can't go a day without showering. I'd dump his azz.

    Edit:

    Garden hose.
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    Oh man, that is just wrong. I can't go a day without showering. I'd dump his azz.

    Edit:

    Garden hose.

    If this was real at all, it would be wrong.
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
    No way in hell.
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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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  • pobalita
    pobalita Posts: 741 Member
    Febreze his azz
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    One time this girl came to my house and she was soooo stinky that I lit like 5 incense cones and put them in a glass ash tray.

    We were sitting there on the couches with a bunch of people all mellow and **** when the ash tray exploded and got glass chards on everyone.

    I started screaming that she stank so bad now I have friends and couches with glass in them and my ash tray is broken and I've never in my life met someone who stank so bad five incenses couldn't cover it up.

    You could try that.

    :flowerforyou:
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    My coworker married a guy who maybe showers once a week, doesn't (well, didn't until his manager told him he had to) wear deodorant, and can use the grease in his hair to slick it back as if there is gel in it. They have sex often. How does that even happen? :sick:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    I think I smell a troll...
    See what I did there?

    *snort*

    ^and there?

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  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    He was just trying to achieve his true ogre form. Like Shrek. Layers, Donkey.
  • Onderwoman
    Onderwoman Posts: 130
    I really expected this to end with APRIL FOOLS!!! when I came back to it. If this is real, just sit there with a spray bottle and keep spraying him until he takes a shower or your bottle is empty...
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    I really expected this to end with APRIL FOOLS!!! when I came back to it. If this is real, just sit there with a spray bottle and keep spraying him until he takes a shower or your bottle is empty...

    of course this isn;t real, OP has been gone for a while now. Obvious troll thread.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'd hand him a bar of soap and a suitcase and tell him to make a choice.

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