Help! I've lost my cat!!

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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,409 Member
    Ha!! :laugh: I :heart: this!

    I've lost 33 pounds = a cinder block

    And I'm shooting for 55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner :noway:

    I can't believe that's what I've been carrying around. My poor body.....
  • bjshooter
    bjshooter Posts: 1,174 Member
    36lb, a mid size microwave :D
  • joleanrook
    joleanrook Posts: 117
    I've lost a little more than a sperm whale's brain but hoping to lose a cinder block.
    Right now I weigh as much as the amount of refined sugar an avg. american eats in a year… by the end of all this I'd like to be closer to the amount of trash you throw away in a month --- which would be nice because when I started this journey I weighed more than the complete Oxford English Dictionary!!!

    GREAT LIST!!

    To clarify I've lost 17 # but hope to lose 30 something. I weight 140 now but want to be 120 ish and when I started I was 157/58.
  • Mirabilis
    Mirabilis Posts: 312 Member
    lol half a newborn giraffe!
  • KarenBorter
    KarenBorter Posts: 1,157 Member
    I am now on the brink of losing the amount of cheese americans eat per year .,.. I can say I contribute to that amount. I lurves mah cheesy snacks! (low fat/low sodium of course!)
  • nisharae
    nisharae Posts: 204 Member
    20 Ibs- a tire..... Now I just wish i'd loose the spare one around my waste.... lol
  • Godsflower1789
    Godsflower1789 Posts: 90
    hahaha thanks for this! really made my day!
  • azmomof2
    azmomof2 Posts: 714 Member
    Bump! Love this one!
  • ImmortalWings17
    ImmortalWings17 Posts: 117 Member
    7.5=Average new born? Ha:)
  • ajsimyan
    ajsimyan Posts: 177 Member
    Lost 31 pounds = Between amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and a cinder block
  • AmandaR910
    AmandaR910 Posts: 991
    I've lost just over 16lbs, so a sperm whale's brain. I have just over 60lbs left, an elephant's penis. :smile:
  • cddavis04
    cddavis04 Posts: 38
    I have lost a guinea pig but can't wait for this fashion model to pack up all her stuff and go! She is always eating my food and don't pay rent but she can leave her clothes:)
  • AmandaR910
    AmandaR910 Posts: 991
    1lb away from the amount of pizza an average person eats in a year, 22lbs down this morning!!!
  • Jennplus2
    Jennplus2 Posts: 984 Member
    I have lost 30 pounds = the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year (I am NOT an average American BTW, that is a lot of cheese)

    I still need to lose 25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    but I would love to lose my 3 year old for the afternoon so I can go workout! :laugh:
  • cjkasseckert
    cjkasseckert Posts: 53 Member
    I lost a 2 year old.... one elephants member to go!
  • marniehodges
    marniehodges Posts: 264
    Oh my gosh! Cracking me up! I've lost a bald eagle and am totally shooting for that 30 lb amount of cheese the average person eats in a year. If I hadn't eaten all that damn cheese I wouldn't be here now! LOL :laugh:
  • kallibuchanan
    kallibuchanan Posts: 2 Member
    Haha...too funny! I've lost a small bale of hay (50 lbs)!!! I don't know how I feel about trying to lose an elephant's penis though :ohwell: !!!
  • doublexhelix
    doublexhelix Posts: 199 Member
    an elephant's heart!! that's pretty cool to think of...!
  • AdamATGATT
    AdamATGATT Posts: 573 Member
    I have lost between a bald eagle, and 10 dozen large eggs...but I know I've lost one of my Maine Coon cats. She weighs 14 pounds.
  • seamaj01
    seamaj01 Posts: 26
    LOL.. I have almost lost a bale of hay!! 47 lbs! Now if I can lose my 7 year old in body weight.. I will be all set!
  • Rynatat
    Rynatat Posts: 807 Member
    I've almost lost what an average American eats in Pizza a year, which is really ironic since I'm not American & have Celiac's (gluten allergy) so can't eat pizza!
    However, I have now officially lost 2 average house cats... What will I tell my fiance when he gets home?
  • vandy29
    vandy29 Posts: 39 Member
    I have lost a 2 year old child.....but I am pretty sure my children at 2 weighed more than that....very tall children.....
  • ElGordoJUAN
    ElGordoJUAN Posts: 3
    I am 4lbs away from losing a 5000 BTU air conditioner.
    It doesnt matter if I lose or not because it is pretty darn cold here in Florida
  • hotjacki85
    hotjacki85 Posts: 287 Member
    Ive lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream .... but would like to lose bald eagle
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    "36 pounds = a mid-size microwave "
    I've lost about a mid-size microwave

    "55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)"
    I'm trying to lose around these amounts.
    :-)
  • Rynatat
    Rynatat Posts: 807 Member
    I am 4lbs away from losing a 5000 BTU air conditioner.
    It doesnt matter if I lose or not because it is pretty darn cold here in Florida

    That is impressive! I'm in FL, too: my body picked a really BAD time to choose to finally lose the fat & tighten up more muscles... I'm FREEZING!!!!... What I wouldn't give to have those 2 cats back right about now (as I'm typing and my fingers are freezing off cuz the house wont heat up enough & I'm about to turn into the T-2000 when he's frozen...)
    OK - I really don't want the cats back (can't afford them anyhow... :tongue: )
  • bbygrl5
    bbygrl5 Posts: 964 Member
    LOVE this! I've almost lost a newborn calf (holy *kitten*) and only have 10 dozen large eggs to go. Yeah this is freaking me out in a good way, lol. I can't believe how much I've lost.
  • PLUMSGRL
    PLUMSGRL Posts: 1,134 Member
    What I've lost?
    :bigsmile: BHAHAHAHA~ an elephant's penis:blushing:
    But I'm not gonna go look for it either!
  • LapBandBobbi
    LapBandBobbi Posts: 105
    Wow - I've lost 55 pounds - a 5000 BTU air conditioner

    Can't wait to lose that elephant’s penis!!!
  • jennylynn84
    jennylynn84 Posts: 659
    Now I just want to know how big that ball of tape is....
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