I need a new husband

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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Also congratulations bodybod for being my first block ever. :drinker:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member

    FINE! Give me my hat back.

    *stomps away*

    NEVER! It's MY hat now!

    I knew I should have stayed out of this thread. Now I have to go buy a new hat.

    You're in it now. Leave me and I'll take everything.

    If by 'everything', you're including the cats, I'm okay with that. :laugh:

    I won't even leave you a cardboard box to sleep in.
  • piezoeyjune
    piezoeyjune Posts: 186 Member
    It's okay, OP
    Next time he attempts to initiate sexy time, belittle his efforts :) Remind him that he's not quite equipped with the appropriate hardware to get the job done without glitches.


    THIS would be perfect!
    & make him realize how important your wl efforts are to you...
  • Jade0529
    Jade0529 Posts: 213 Member
    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?
  • FoodFitnessTravel
    FoodFitnessTravel Posts: 294 Member
    i have a great app. it's called "my virtual boyfriend". you can also get one in Japanese.
    be careful because the American one is a bit high maintenance.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)

    Sadly my office as of now is just a walk-in closet. :sad:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member

    FINE! Give me my hat back.

    *stomps away*

    NEVER! It's MY hat now!

    I knew I should have stayed out of this thread. Now I have to go buy a new hat.

    You're in it now. Leave me and I'll take everything.

    If by 'everything', you're including the cats, I'm okay with that. :laugh:

    I won't even leave you a cardboard box to sleep in.

    It was getting old and smelly anyway. Wait, that might be me.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?

    Perfection is hard to find. :bigsmile:
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)

    Sadly my office as of now is just a walk-in closet. :sad:

    there are still some good things to be done when up close in a closet :-)
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?

    Perfection is hard to find. :bigsmile:

    I'm with you there :wink:
  • 1911JR
    1911JR Posts: 276
    Looking at your weight vs lost numbers, unless you are like 3 feet tall and no legs, I only have one question! Is he retarded?

    "wiggles eyebrows"
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    where do i apply?

    ::lowers glasses:: Step into my office...

    things just got interesting :-)

    Sadly my office as of now is just a walk-in closet. :sad:

    there are still some good things to be done when up close in a closet :-)

    hahaha uhoh!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    First things first. Do you like Led Zeppelin? Do you get ingrown hairs when you shave? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

    :laugh:

    still looking huh?

    Perfection is hard to find. :bigsmile:

    I'm with you there :wink:

    Maybe my standards are to high. I think I should drop the 'no ingrown hairs' requirement. :laugh:
  • daveyb989
    daveyb989 Posts: 9 Member
    for some reason I'm really craving bacon right now!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Looking at your weight vs lost numbers, unless you are like 3 feet tall and no legs, I only have one question! Is he retarded?

    "wiggles eyebrows"

    Close, I'm 5'2" so nothing to look at, but yes he is still retarded.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
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    i just died
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Learn from your mistakes and don't get married again!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member

    Maybe my standards are to high. I think I should drop the 'no ingrown hairs' requirement. :laugh:
    I think that would be the humane thing to do. I mean, I like Led Zeppelin and I'm familiar with the kitchen. What else could you possibly ask for?! :tongue:
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    for some reason I'm really craving bacon right now!

    I would do anything for bacon right now. ANYTHING! :explode:
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    cooks bacon sandwich up right now :-)
  • ExtremePhobia
    ExtremePhobia Posts: 40
    I was going to say something witty but the wittiest thing I can think of is... talk to him. Be like, "What was that? How is that supposed to help me? Things like that undermine my weight loss efforts. Would you prefer that I stop and start putting the weight back on?"

    Put in terms he understands. He wouldn't want you to put the weight back on, right? So make him understand that he supports what your doing or the weight is going back on because of lack of effort. Why should he reap the rewards of your hard work if he's not willing to support you?

    I know you're looking for a laugh but in the end, you need to talk to him or you WILL lose all the work you've put into this and possibly him too (as opposed to possibly getting things to work out and be better).
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Learn from your mistakes and don't get married again!

    Yeah I'm considering downgrading to boyfriend v1.3.1, the one with commitment issues.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    cooks bacon sandwich up right now :-)
    STACK THAT *kitten*!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    cooks bacon sandwich up right now :-)

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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    I was going to say something witty but the wittiest thing I can think of is... talk to him. Be like, "What was that? How is that supposed to help me? Things like that undermine my weight loss efforts. Would you prefer that I stop and start putting the weight back on?"

    Put in terms he understands. He wouldn't want you to put the weight back on, right? So make him understand that he supports what your doing or the weight is going back on because of lack of effort. Why should he reap the rewards of your hard work if he's not willing to support you?

    I know you're looking for a laugh but in the end, you need to talk to him or you WILL lose all the work you've put into this and possibly him too (as opposed to possibly getting things to work out and be better).

    Okay I'm going to be real for a second here and tell you that this marriage is beyond repair for a long list of reasons I don't care to share on a public forum because I don't need to air ALL my dirty laundry. But yes, he does actually want me to put the weight back on. Why? Because he's an insecure *kitten* who wants to keep me under his thumb. /rant
  • kittyrevealed
    kittyrevealed Posts: 8 Member
    RUN! Run like the wind! My ex was like that. I'm intensely grateful that we ended it and it was done in such a way that he was the one that felt like he did it. It helps. I'd rather he and his friends talk about the wicked witch ex than still be there. My current guy is much more supportive and caring and loving and I am actually getting healthier along side him and he helps cheer me on.

    I hope things get better for you.
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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    RUN! Run like the wind! My ex was like that. I'm intensely grateful that we ended it and it was done in such a way that he was the one that felt like he did it. It helps. I'd rather he and his friends talk about the wicked witch ex than still be there. My current guy is much more supportive and caring and loving and I am actually getting healthier along side him and he helps cheer me on.

    I hope things get better for you.

    Congrats and thank you :)
    Sadly, I'm not financially stable enough to run away from this one yet. Maybe I should start adding requirements to my replacement.

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