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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    Statistics are like bikinis, they reveal a lot but never show exactly what you want to see.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    hahaha these are perfect to avoid dong any work today
  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    Two psychoanalysts are talking. One says to the other, 'I made a Freudian slip the other day. I meant to say, "Can you please pass the butter, mom," and it came out "You f***ing ***** you ruined my life.'

    SNORT! ....NICE
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
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  • Neonbeige
    Neonbeige Posts: 271 Member
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    OMG *lol*
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • Ramen237
    Ramen237 Posts: 264 Member
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    ["hip","hip"]

    (hip hip array!)
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    For the network geeks among us, there is this:

    I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
  • hekate89
    hekate89 Posts: 28 Member
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    Commenting to find it later! I'll be back=D
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
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  • tomaspetro
    tomaspetro Posts: 1,507 Member
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    6a00d8341bf7f753ef01a73d939281970d-pi

    There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win.

    Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even.

    Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
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  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    In so i can see all of these later when im not at work. Totally stoked.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?

    He's 0K now.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
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    There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.