Geek Humor!
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I feel so at home0
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Sorry, not a pic, but seriously hilarious geek humor. This is what i feel like on this site a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg0 -
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This thread took off more than I expected. There is some GREAT stuff here!0
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True story.
While stationed in Germany, I worked in a comm center. Basically, a bunch of UNIX servers and SPARC 20 work stations.
Anyway, we were a couple of SIGINT guys working for some INTEL jerks. We didn't like them and they didn't like us.
So, one day I was cleaming up the coffee area with some brown industrial cleaner in a spray bottle and I ran out.
I called out to my buddy that I was out of "the stuff" and waved the bottle at him.
Well, the INTEL SSG on duty demanded to know what I had just run out of and, without missing a beat, my friend told her.
"Frequency grease".
I caught on quickly.
"Yeah, we spray it on the backside of the servers to keep the communications going fast. The grease keeps the signal lubricated."
She told us to order some more so, we pulled out the A/N book (this is a book that lists EVERYTHING the United States Military keeps in supply) and we found the part number for an M1A1 tank turret.
We put that A/N number down and identified it as Grease, Frequency.
She signed it and we were all giddy about getting this tank turret but, our Chief Warrent Officer caught it and told us to stop messing with the INTEL folks.0 -
Have you ever noticed that the Engineering Department and the Psychology Department are very near each other on many college campuses? The obvious explanation is that the engineers need psychological services. However, have you ever seen a psychologist try to fix an office printer?0
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Why didn't the Greek boy want to leave home?
He didn't want to leave his brother's behind.
Oh... you said geek humor? An Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Yeah tell that to Steve Jobs.0 -
Amazing.0 -
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells "We got 'em!"
"A patient of mine had a Freudian slip the other day. He was talking to his wife during dinner and instead of asking her to pass the salt he said 'you've ruined my life you insufferable shrew.'" - Niles Crane0 -
dawwww!! looks like my baby clone!! .
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Ahh! I've been redorkulated!0 -
What does 'vi' stand for?
very cryptic0 -
What does 'vi' stand for?
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Lowercase '6'?0 -
Ever had one of those days?
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