Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She spent more time on writing her dam murder mysteries than making me sammiches
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    did not like the sammiches I made for her and threw them at me. while complaining of my writing
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Well i'm sorry if I would have known you cared more about a sammie. I would have stopped.

    See ultimately this was the demise of our affair ..... :sad:

    If only you would have talked to me instead of going out in large crowds of brightly dressed women.
  • nbp79
    nbp79 Posts: 54 Member
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    She confessed to me that she believes that the last three movies of star wars were as good as the first three.
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    wanted to watch nothing but star wars:yawn:
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    No my dear you smelled wonderful! I was jelly over how nicely you wore red lipstick...lol


    Aww sweet!!
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
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    The others kept asking me about the red lipstick marks
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    because he wouldn't wear my red lipstick
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    Always stealing my red lipstick!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    He always had onion breath
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    she did not like onions
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
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    Won't look at me when I am talkin
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    does not know I look at him all the time because he is always looking at his phone
  • Sourdiesel79
    Sourdiesel79 Posts: 33 Member
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    Wouldn't smile
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
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    was smarter than me
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
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    Keeps taking my drawers ;-p lol
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    sadly has more tats then me
  • Sourdiesel79
    Sourdiesel79 Posts: 33 Member
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    Has tats :-(
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
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    nah i dont.


    no hair
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    she did not like tats

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