Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    always wanted to run everywnere
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    she recorded our conversations and gave the tapes to TMZ
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Made a Jack A.... out of himself wearing that Tux everywhere we went
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    cuz I stunk
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    No my dear you smelled wonderful! I was jelly over how nicely you wore red lipstick...lol
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    always gave me the evil eye... just creeped me out ya know SCARY
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Stopped going on long walks with me after I gave her the evil eye.
  • AdventureFreak
    AdventureFreak Posts: 236 Member
    She wouldn't spam the "Why did you dump the person above you" thread like I like to do!
    I don't date spammers.

    Fine with me. I don't date ladies with no head who insist on wearing cheetah print everywhere. ;)
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    her evil eye SCARED me and she wanted me to go for long walks with her and her shovel
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    complained about my choice of walking sticks, and my evil eye, after refusing to take long walks with me in the middle of no where.



    Of course no one would hear the screams....................wait did I type that?


    I mean where it is a beautiful scene.........yeah that's it!
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She spent more time on writing her dam murder mysteries than making me sammiches
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    did not like the sammiches I made for her and threw them at me. while complaining of my writing
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Well i'm sorry if I would have known you cared more about a sammie. I would have stopped.

    See ultimately this was the demise of our affair ..... :sad:

    If only you would have talked to me instead of going out in large crowds of brightly dressed women.
  • nbp79
    nbp79 Posts: 54 Member
    She confessed to me that she believes that the last three movies of star wars were as good as the first three.
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    wanted to watch nothing but star wars:yawn:
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    No my dear you smelled wonderful! I was jelly over how nicely you wore red lipstick...lol


    Aww sweet!!
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    The others kept asking me about the red lipstick marks
  • StacyRenee77
    StacyRenee77 Posts: 2,732 Member
    because he wouldn't wear my red lipstick
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Always stealing my red lipstick!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    He always had onion breath
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    she did not like onions
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    Won't look at me when I am talkin
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    does not know I look at him all the time because he is always looking at his phone
  • Sourdiesel79
    Sourdiesel79 Posts: 33 Member
    Wouldn't smile
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
    was smarter than me
  • Manic5781
    Manic5781 Posts: 1,491
    Keeps taking my drawers ;-p lol
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    sadly has more tats then me
  • Sourdiesel79
    Sourdiesel79 Posts: 33 Member
    Has tats :-(
  • crissy_percival
    crissy_percival Posts: 2,447 Member
    nah i dont.


    no hair
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
    she did not like tats
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