Weird s**t you do...

Sometimes my internal dialogue ends up with me talking to myself out loud lol

I whisper "phone, wallet, keys" to myself every time I leave the house. And I pat each pocket as I say each word to make sure they're there - or hold the keys out in front of my face to show myself that I have them.

Yikes...I just re-read that and it sounds pretty crazy. Meh...oh well.

I jump into bed every night. Have since I was little because for some reason it freaks me out that something or someone is going to grab my foot if I leave one down.

All doors must be closed when I go to bed, if not I see shadows that really aren't there until I do get up and close it.

Before getting into my car I always look in the back seat and in the very back (I have an SUV)

I refuse to drink the milk left in my cereal bowl.

I sleep on my side, and the ear not on the pillow has to be covered with a sheet or blanket at all times.

Closet doors must be closed at all times. I don't care about the monsters under the bed, but the ones in the closet freak me out.

Unplugging things too, like the toaster-oven must be unplugged whenever it's not in use, even if I'm home.

I have to be early. The idea or even the notion that I'll be late causes such anxiety.

I count letters by threes when im reading. If a sentence doesn't come out to a multiple of three, I add the dots and punctuation. If it still doesn't happen, I'm a bit miffed.

I cannot just unplug any heated hair tool. I have to take a picture of the hair tool, unplugged, with a copy of the days newspaper next to it. Just so I don't have to go home mid-morning to check I did, in fact, unplug them and they aren't going to burn my house down, despite having a timer that automatically shuts them off after 30 mins (BUT WHAT IF THAT SHUT OFF FAILS?! WHAT IF!)

That's quite clever. I just check the plug 4,938 times.

All my "hot" electric stuff has auto shut offs, curling irons, flat irons, clothes iron. I have left everything on at one time or another. I've had to force myself to trust the auto shut off LOL

Double and triple check that all the burners are turned off on the stove.
My personal favorite is I color code my clothes with the hangers I put them on.

:blushing:

I cannot just unplug any heated hair tool. I have to take a picture of the hair tool, unplugged, with a copy of the days newspaper next to it. Just so I don't have to go home mid-morning to check I did, in fact, unplug them and they aren't going to burn my house down, despite having a timer that automatically shuts them off after 30 mins (BUT WHAT IF THAT SHUT OFF FAILS?! WHAT IF!)

That's quite clever. I just check the plug 4,938 times.

All my "hot" electric stuff has auto shut offs, curling irons, flat irons, clothes iron. I have left everything on at one time or another. I've had to force myself to trust the auto shut off LOL

W... what if the auto shut off fails? O.O

I HAVE to check my purse 3 times after locking the house or before locking the car door to make sure the keys are in fact in my purse.

I like fries with my vinegar, swimming, even drink the left over vinegar at the bottom ( done that my entire life )

I am a compulsive hand washer

I CANNOT stand when people stare at stop lights in traffic. It really makes my skin crawl. I have on several occasions when caught ppl staring at me I pick my nose at them while staring into their eyes
@Wardamnirish so glad im not alone lol

oh and p.s one time i did that the couple in the car beside me started to freak out. My sister was driving I was passenger. My sister looks to see what i was doing. I some how knicked the edge of my inner nostril and blood was running down my hand. :O That must of looked horrific and yet i couldnt stop laughing

If I replied honestly to this I'd make you all look normal :blushing:

Bunch of weirdos.

Lol!

My only odd thing: I'm scared of crickets.

The shower curtain and shower sliding doors have to always be left in the "closed" position.

Everything has to be unplugged when not in use (except lamps, tvs, & computers). This includes our electric kettle, which can't draw electricity when the kettle is off of the mount. Coffee grinder. UNPLUGGED.

Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face. Cannot change the order. Cannot wash face first.

Clothing items, when hung up, must all face left.

I wear a lot of chapstick and when I am drinking from a cup/mug, I always drink from the spot with the chapstick smudge.

I had a leaky roof once as a kid, and now I have this deathly fear of the roof leaking all over my electronics?? My anxiety levels skyrocket sometimes when it rains, even though its been ages since we've ever had a leaky roof. I even keep plastic ponchos and stuff to throw over everything in case it happens

I eat tuna from the can and drink the water..

That's not weird, that's just gross.

I associate even numbers with organization and odd numbers with spontaneity.

When I am behind a vehicle on the freeway or at a stop light I reduce numbers in license plates to their smallest possible outcome by a mixture of adding, subtracting, dividing and multiplying them to see if they end up being an odd or even number.

I do things in three's, I decorate in three's, I use the third stall in restroom, I take three sips of whatever I'm drinking, I use three paper towels to dry my hands, three pumps of soap, rub my hands together three times one direction before changing directions, eat three bites before changing foods or talking. ...etc