Weird s**t you do...

I pee in the shower.
I can only sleep facing the door in any room I am sleeping in.
When I cook, I pretend I am hosting a cooking show.

I check to make sure all the doors are locked in the house, that the shotgun is within reach, and the .45 is in the holster beside my bed.(also easily reached) cant sleep without all of that being done first. any strange noise gets spotlight/laser lighted.

My gosh!!! where do you live??? :noway:

The number 7 is inevitably forest green. "Echo" is aqua. Six can **** right off. I've had a weird fixation with the number 28 my whole life. When I was kid, whenever the numbers matched up on a digital clock (e.g. 3:33), I would make a wish by trying to repeat the wish that number of times (3^3 times, 4^3 times, etc; I was really good with exponents for a while) before the clock changed. I also had those "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" books, and I was convinced that if I left them face-up anywhere, the drawings inside would come to life.

Otherwise, I don't think I do anything too weird....or at least, everything I do seems so normal to me that I don't realize other people might think it's weird.

I get really wrapped up about things being bad luck,but I suppose I have other things too.

-I hate to do things in 7's.
-If I have been having a run of bad luck, I look for a correlation. I won't wear or touch an article of clothing or jewelry, watch a certain movie or show, park in a certain parking spot,talk to particular people,or use certain perfume. It sucks whenever I buy something and this happens.
-I wore a necklace for 7 years because I felt a little freaked out if I had to take it off. It eventually became bad luck too.
-I have to wash or wipe off my hands if I touch an article of clothing that I have deemed unlucky. Same thing if I touch an animal. I feel like my hands are covered in whatever I've touched.
-I have to put words, signs,and license plates in alphabetical order.
- I count the lights by color. If they're not in multiples of 3, it's a little aggravating. I scan the room to find another light that color to make it work.
-I am obsessive about clean ears and teeth.
-Apparently, I do a lot of other weird or spastic things. My friends giggle at me a lot because I'm "weird" or a "dork". I never know what they're laughing about, which apparently makes it even funnier.


So, no, you're not the only one. Plenty of us do strange things I'm sure.

Edited because I was feeling a little too weird in comparison to everyone. haha

I have to put everything back in it's place and wipe my desk down at work everyday before I leave. Every morning when I come in I have to rewipe everything down and check to make sure nothing was touched. If it was then I just don't feel comfortable.

Every closet & cupboard door has to be shut everywhere in the house.

I used to freak out about the monster that lives under the bed until I saw the movie Monsters Inc which is proof that monsters come out of the closet to scare us to power their world :blushing:

If I feel like someone is staring at me at a light I will make a big show of pulling out my dentures and the goo that comes with it then smile a toothless smile at the person staring. :bigsmile:

I arrange all my clothes in my closet. Short sleeve shirts, then mid sleeve shirts, then long sleeve shirts, skirts, etc.

I secretly imagine that the person in the next car is going to hear my music, think it's awesome and suddenly start to follow me.

If I'm a passenger in the car, I look in everyone's front window to imagine the way they live.

I try to constantly be aware of who's around me at all times.

No matter where I am, I always have a weapon of choice picked out for just in case I need it. It could be keys, it could be an ink pen, it could be my knee...you never know.

If someone throws a cigarette out the window of the car in front of me, I will at all costs avoid running over it in fear of my car blowing up! Haha

If someone throws a cigarette out the window of the car in front of my, I will at all costs avoid running over it in fear of my car blowing up! Haha

LOL!! I do this too :laugh:

OH! I also eat most of my food a "certain" way. I have a way to eat sandwiches, cheeseburgers, tacos, french fries, hm, quite a bit of other foods as well.

When I eat a burger (or a sandwich), I eat all the way around it first, then eat the middle to end my meal eating the "best" part of the burger. I don't want to end at the edge because it doesn't have the right ratio of meat to bun and fixings usually. Gotta end on a high note. lol

Thanks you guys! I don't feel so weird now! :bigsmile: