Detox water!!

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  • HermioneDanger118
    HermioneDanger118 Posts: 345 Member
    I like water with lemon, cucumber and mint, but that's just because it's yummy. :)
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    psoralens, a natural chemical found in many plants which is highly sensitive to the sun's UVA rays and reacts on the skin's cells. Many dermatologists prescribe psoralens orally or to be applied to the skin, combined with UVA therapy for psoriasis.

    Psoralens? Seriously? Psoralens are DNA intercolators, they are used as mutagens in molecular biology and as a therapy they are used much like cancer chemotherapy drugs, ie as effective molecules to actively KILL cells.

    If psoralens are used in therapy it is as a means of targeted killing not as some sort of soothing treatment. You may as well brag about the ethidium bromide or cyanide content of lemons.

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  • evileen99
    evileen99 Posts: 1,564 Member
    There are magical benefits to lemons! Here is a short list:

    Limencello is an awesome byproducts of lemons. It relaxes the body, lowers inhibitions, and tastes great!

    When mixed with sugar and eggs you can make lemon meringue pie. It's the perfect alternative to pumpkin pie, which has been proven to cause gas, spontaneous combustion, and hangnails.

    Baked in lemon squares lemon has been proven to get small children to shut up and stop whining for 10 whole minutes.

    Lemon cookies have powdered sugar on them, which looks like cocaine, so it's the same!

    Did you know squirting lemon juice on shrimp causing them to double in size? That's where we get jumbo shrimp!

    If you have a lemon blueberry muffin every day the antioxidants will join forces and kill any cancerous cells in your body instantaneously. Unless you used sugar in the recipe instead of a sugar substitute, then the cancer will kill you immediately.

    If you marinate your chicken or pork with lemon slices overnight, it will suck all the saturated fat out!

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