Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    Wouldn't put those lips to use as much as I wanted...
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    took the guitar every where we went
  • Elvirka_xoxo
    Elvirka_xoxo Posts: 58 Member
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    Made me cuddle with her every chance she got
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Made me cuddle with her every chance she got

    and that's a bad thing?

    Apparently it was and so she walked out for a second time...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Elvirka_xoxo
    Elvirka_xoxo Posts: 58 Member
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    Sorry boo, wasn't the touchy-feely type :/
  • mblair1968
    mblair1968 Posts: 323 Member
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    Wouldn't touch me.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    :explode: He kept making fart noises in public and then blaming me for cutting the cheese!
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
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    she had no head
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    confused me with a baked potato and poured hot beans and cheese over me!
  • LadyGrey75
    LadyGrey75 Posts: 55 Member
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    she had no head

    She too needy. ..wanted a head
  • chellebelle418
    chellebelle418 Posts: 96
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    he fantasized about me pouring hot food on him
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    she wouldn't push the hair out of her eyes so I could see her lovely face :flowerforyou:
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    kept drooling over other girls and then when i checked them out she punched me!
  • eleanoraus
    eleanoraus Posts: 33 Member
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    He said I punch like a girl.
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
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    kept checking out other girls when he was with me
  • spirit095
    spirit095 Posts: 1,017 Member
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    She kept stealing my spotlight
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    kept drooling over other girls and then when i checked them out she punched me!

    Dear sir I do not drool! lol

    I am very secure in my woman hood , and can appreciate a beautiful woman....

    however you may not, and it will do you good to remember that next time... if I give you a second chance that is...:devil:

    @ Spirit- I wanted the SOCKS!!!
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
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    "that's my make up / that's your dress" kind of arguments ... of course it was always me stealing her stuff, but ... what is there to do!!! :huh:
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    She wouldn't let me have any mirror time..
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    We spent to much time outside in the storms, I caught a cold...

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