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    Why did you dump the person above you?

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    • Posts: 427 Member
      I could never get her alone
    • Posts: 1,491
      She was too much a superstar for me to handle ;-p
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      I decided i was defo 100% hetrosexual
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      He wouldn't take me dancing!
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      She only wanted to dance
    • Posts: 358 Member
      He cheated on me
    • Posts: 1,899 Member
      I couldn't handle her twin
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      She had a split personality
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      He wanted to swing... I was not inclined to participate

      Quit changing your profile pic!

      It mess up the joke :happy: :tongue:
    • Posts: 28 Member
      @Nancyroseycheeks

      Her son started dating my daughter and it was just WEIRD.
    • Posts: 212 Member
      She wanted kids and I didn't
    • Posts: 1,491
      She kept putting her camera in front of her face when I tried to talk to her.
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      @nancyrosey cheeks. She didn't like my indecisiveness, well I don't think she did but i'm not sure
    • Posts: 96
      he was always monkeying around....
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      we kept fighting over who was Dominate, and who was Submissive
    • Posts: 96
      we kept fighting over who was Dominate, and who was Submissive


      hahahahahaaa!!!

      she would only let me have domino's or subway!
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      @nancyrosecheeks She was very clingy and always wanted the last word
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      Behavior yourself or you don't get either!!


      Tristan kept swinging into the middle of my other relationships....

      he could not handle that I'm polyamorous
    • Posts: 91
      Just couldn't handle him swinging from things.

      Edit: Beat me. We interrupt each other
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      @chellebelle she was always playing peek-a-boo behind her hair.
    • Posts: 172 Member
      He swept me off my feet... Literally.
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      Interrupt me AGAIN and just TRY and stop me from beating you!

      @looking forward gave me a run for my money so I bowed out gracefully.
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      I caught her in bed with my dad
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      I caught her in bed with my dad


      WOW!!

      had aspiration of being court jester
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
      She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
      She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on

      I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!
    • Posts: 1,742 Member
      she stole my skittles
    • Posts: 2,537 Member
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      I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!

      She was forever quoting me, word for word
    • Posts: 3,302 Member
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      She was forever quoting me, word for word

      Dear Sir lets face it, this relationship is on again...off again....

      it just won't work!!

      You have your lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes

      I have my lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes...............

      I'm sorry let's makeup your perfect for me!!!!!!!!! :heart: :heart:
    • Posts: 2,232 Member
      I needed more color in my life
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