Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Full4Life
    Full4Life Posts: 172 Member
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    He swept me off my feet... Literally.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Interrupt me AGAIN and just TRY and stop me from beating you!

    @looking forward gave me a run for my money so I bowed out gracefully.
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    I caught her in bed with my dad
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    I caught her in bed with my dad


    WOW!!

    had aspiration of being court jester
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on

    I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
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    she stole my skittles
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on

    I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!

    She was forever quoting me, word for word
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on

    I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!

    She was forever quoting me, word for word

    Dear Sir lets face it, this relationship is on again...off again....

    it just won't work!!

    You have your lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes

    I have my lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes...............

    I'm sorry let's makeup your perfect for me!!!!!!!!! :heart: :heart:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    I needed more color in my life
  • NotJustADieter
    NotJustADieter Posts: 229 Member
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    I couldn't keep up with her
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    I needed more color in my life

    Was always weeping. I could not make her laugh. :ohwell:
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    She wanted to make me wear big pointy shoes and a hat with bells on

    I told you I wanted you to be an elf this time around damn it!!

    She was forever quoting me, word for word

    Dear Sir lets face it, this relationship is on again...off again....

    it just won't work!!

    You have your lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes

    I have my lifestyle wearing silly hats, and pointy shoes...............

    I'm sorry let's makeup your perfect for me!!!!!!!!! :heart: :heart:

    Right then one last shot:love:

    @softncuddly She found out I was a bigamist
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
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    He kept landing on me
  • Full4Life
    Full4Life Posts: 172 Member
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    He'd fallen and he couldn't get up.
  • cwtchme
    cwtchme Posts: 104 Member
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    He would only give me a sideways glance
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    she never told me she was on the FBI's most wanted list
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
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    He fell and broke his d*ck and I just can't handle that sort of thing
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She had a potty mouth
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
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    She had a potty mouth

    I just lol'd for real

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