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what I learned on mfp, today!

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edited February 23 in Chit-Chat
Welcome to another round of What I Learned on MFP!

I learned that people like bunnies on bread, and that you can only marry, spank or pass complete strangers on what is apparently the longest thread in the world. There is no such thing as a cordial nod or firm handshake in the world of MFP.

What did you learn?

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    That unicorn bacon exists.
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    AND there was an awesome unicorn rainbow fart gif!

    And raspberry ketones are the best thing since unicorn bacon!
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    McDonalds is evil
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    Women are mean
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    A lot of people don't like those family stick people car stickers....I being one of them.
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    A lot of people don't like those family stick people car stickers....I being one of them.

    Just for clarification, are you a family stick people car sticker or one who dislikes them?
  • Posts: 3,661 Member
    and when you use those stickers, you're also endangering the well being of yourself, your family, the entire world!
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    Just for clarification, are you a family stick people car sticker or one who dislikes them?

    Hah yes. I dislike them.
  • Posts: 1,010 Member
    People in WI like their bars- even more than we do in IA!:drinker:
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    omg... and if i take my family to walmart tonight, i'm putting our lives at risk because one of the crazies could potentially follow us home!?!??? (re: stick family posts)

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  • Posts: 2,168 Member
    It doesn't matter if I'm right, wrong, justified, I need to keep my typing to myself.
  • Posts: 1,614 Member
    I learned that I am still not a real man and only a dog because I like "bones"

    Who knew I was a high functioning canine...need to find a way to make money off myself now.
  • Posts: 2,168 Member
    I learned (well I actually already knew this) how many, many people are soooooooo self-absorbed.
  • Posts: 1,509 Member
    I learned....not too much actually
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    Everything is very random.
  • Posts: 1,456 Member
    Everything is very random.


    But starlings will eat fish for dinner given the opportunity
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    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.
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    But starlings will eat fish for dinner given the opportunity

    WTF.

    RANDOM
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  • Posts: 3,845 Member
    I learned that I don't have to take personal responsibility for anything I eat, and only dogs will like me because I'm not "curvy."
  • Posts: 383 Member
    People use the word "journey" over 9000 times a day.

    (I've developed a pathological aversion to that word when it comes to weight loss. My problem, not theirs, but man does it stick in my craw.)
  • Posts: 914 Member
    I learned that ^she is still wrong.

    crap.
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    People in WI like their bars- even more than we do in IA!:drinker:

    I learned there are other MFPers in Iowa.
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    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.

    It's not an hour?
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    I learned that I don't have to take personal responsibility for anything I eat, and only dogs will like me because I'm not "curvy."

    Woof!
  • Posts: 819 Member
    I'm learning from this thread! My life and the universe are coming full circle.
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    that if you don't have coitus for a full year you automatically default back to being a virgin.
    Sonuva!!!! REALLY?
  • Posts: 124 Member
    People don't like it when you turn their TMI games upside down.
  • People don't like it when you turn their TMI games upside down.

    DAFUQ!?!
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