Should I be offended? (Pt 2)

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  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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  • itodd4019
    itodd4019 Posts: 340 Member
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    LOL Jerry, you wouldn;t say anythign to the lady, but you went around the office and told everybody else

    uh boy
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
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    Omg...Is this real life? I can't stop laughing. I couldn't even deal with that conversation, I have no idea how you could handle that without breaking down in laughter. I still think he's in love with you but now I also think he's a huge weirdo. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
  • JamieJam1102
    JamieJam1102 Posts: 308 Member
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    I LOVE that he tried to give you a hug afterwards. What did you do??? Bob and weave?
  • sun_kissd
    sun_kissd Posts: 2
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    OK. Now this is hilarious.
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
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    OMG.

    That is beyond weird.

    I have a feeling this guy is going to dig his own grave, sooner or later. People like that typically do.

    But I am also really glad that you were so assertive and direct, that's gonna set you up for a much easier time in your career IMO. Well done!!

    While I do agree that farty pants Jeff most likely made a bad choice in making you a victim, you might want to consider documenting this incident. If additional harassment comes down the road you may need this documentation to show a pattern of behavior to your HR.

    You did do the right thing by confronting him, but he may feel that since him and your husband are freinds, it allows him to mistreat you. What if next time he does something like this with one of your customers around?

    Just one old man's opinion..........

    Oh and yes I do have a sense of humor and found this extremely entertaining if it is a one time incident. It is that as has been stated already that Jeff (Farty Pants) McFartster sounds like one wheird F***ker. Does not sound like he knows when to engage the filters..... it could be grounds for a 'hostile work environment or harassment.

    I'm 99.99% sure that when she said her husband loves the guy... she means he found this story equally as hysterical as the rest of us, that he doesn't know him, nor is he friends with him, but merely a dude that appreciates a good farting story.... my husband thinks this story is fabulous, he too is not friends with the guy.
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
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    i was working with a lady in the office. as i sat at her desk she stood behind me. she is known for making oddball noises to pass the time.

    as i am sitting there she farted. shes mid 60s and didnt say a word.

    i went back and told my boss and i told a few others what she did.

    i think its best to not call anyone out on such things as all it will do is lead to embarrassment. they know they farted, you know they farted does anything really have to be said.

    would you have been happier with him patting his stomach and saying, sweet baby jesus come smell this as he puts you in a headlock and makes you smell it?

    It is common knowlege that if you fart in front of another human being, you apologize. Best case scenario, you both laugh awkwardly and move on. You do not stare at them and then give them a donut..
  • wonderwoman234
    wonderwoman234 Posts: 551 Member
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    This is hilarious!

    I think Jeff got defensive and denied his fart because you made him talk about something he hoped he would never have to acknowledge let alone discuss. He tried to buy your silence with a donut and it didn't work.....in fact, I believe the donut added fuel to the fire.

    Sales people usually have good people skills.....but this guy seems to be the exception. And the fact that another coworker pegged him as being an oddball might mean that his time at the Acme Asphalt Company is going to be short-lived.

    Just be careful that he doesn't turn the tables on YOU and start complaining that YOU are harassing HIM. When feeling cornered, some animals bite!
  • JenniferIsLosingIt
    JenniferIsLosingIt Posts: 595 Member
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    BEST POST EVER! Laughed so hard my coworkers thought I had lost my mind!
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    I'm just waiting for dude to "trust" the wrong gut bomb and become poopy pants Jeff. I hope that doesn't happen in your office.
  • funfang
    funfang Posts: 200 Member
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    OMG! It's just way too funny, I am so sorry it happened to you but thank you for sharing it!!!!

    I think he just felt really really really embarrassed and he was hopping that would just "pass by" without you noticing it.... and you hurt his pride by confronting him.

    I admire you confronting him, I don't think I would be able to do that. I hope he won't do any weird thing to you but if he does, please give us updates.....

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  • JenniferIsLosingIt
    JenniferIsLosingIt Posts: 595 Member
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    I swear to God I learn something new every day here...
    I had no idea that when I fart that I have to give someone a doughnut.... man I owe somebody a lot of doughnuts.

    OMG I am gonna get in trouble if I continue to read these posts! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
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    I made an excuse to walk over to his building and drop off some supplies. I chatted with another sales rep, asking casually how Jeff was doing in his new position. The guy replied, "He is weird as f#@k.".
    (...)
    "Because you like them."

    Now get this, I have never told him I like donuts. How does he know that?
    (...)
    "Okay, I'll fart outside your door."
    Naaaw! 20$ says he had a shrine dedicated to you in his mom's basement.
    Stay safe.
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
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    Can you belch like a pro and part his hair next time he comes in your office?
  • jlshea
    jlshea Posts: 494 Member
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    So glad I work from home. Not only because I'm laughing like a hyena at this but also so no one can come in and crop dust my office except for my dog.
  • disneygallagirl
    disneygallagirl Posts: 515 Member
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    seriously ROFL....tears from laughing so hard.
    He is just wierd....I don't think you could even make that up!

    Maybe you should post a "no fart zone" poster by your office.
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  • LosingExtraKristy
    LosingExtraKristy Posts: 164 Member
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    Love this!! I had someone stand next to my cube, talking to the person next to me, and he farted...it was nasty. I get that we all do it...but jeez people!! Thank you for the much needed chuckle!
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
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    Can you belch like a pro and part his hair next time he comes in your office?

    Now this is solid advice
  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
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    OMG.

    That is beyond weird.

    I have a feeling this guy is going to dig his own grave, sooner or later. People like that typically do.

    But I am also really glad that you were so assertive and direct, that's gonna set you up for a much easier time in your career IMO. Well done!!

    I'm with seltzermint on this one.

    I think he's just a strange creature, and you're obviously not the only one who thinks so!
  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
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    i was working with a lady in the office. as i sat at her desk she stood behind me. she is known for making oddball noises to pass the time.

    as i am sitting there she farted. shes mid 60s and didnt say a word.

    i went back and told my boss and i told a few others what she did.

    i think its best to not call anyone out on such things as all it will do is lead to embarrassment. they know they farted, you know they farted does anything really have to be said.

    would you have been happier with him patting his stomach and saying, sweet baby jesus come smell this as he puts you in a headlock and makes you smell it?

    It is common knowlege that if you fart in front of another human being, you apologize. Best case scenario, you both laugh awkwardly and move on. You do not stare at them and then give them a donut..

    I guess there is such a thing as fart etiquette :D

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