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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She was too sweet and pretty and she liked cats.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    He didn't like my *kitten*.
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    She had more than one and I was confused.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I just was not Fiery enough for him!!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She was too sexy, I couldn't keep up.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
    She kept streaking the neighborhood
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    He kept drinking Windex (to prevent streaking)
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    Wouldn't share his cool hat!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    He was too funny, and I kept spitting water all over everything! I became dehydrated!!!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Putting the can opener in the wrong drawer . Enough!
  • segastler
    segastler Posts: 207 Member
    Only made hot dogs for dinner.


    Oh who am I kidding, I love hot dogs!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    I hate hot dogs...= (...
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    Hates hotdogs!!!
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Putting the can opener in the wrong drawer . Enough!


    Since I have CDO! I do not know what you are talking about sir!!! That was not me!!

    Groovy I hate them too! I would never leave you! Promise Promise!

    @bullinachina shop- You Broke my China!!!
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    Then why'd you let me play in the china cabinet. SHEESH!


    ....complains about broken china.
  • segastler
    segastler Posts: 207 Member
    I hate hot dogs...= (...

    What about corn dogs? Maybe a possibilty of saving this relationship!


    @bullinachina Only had styrofoam plates.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Didn't let me take pic of her breasts and preferred selfies
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Then why'd you let me play in the china cabinet. SHEESH!


    ....complains about broken china.

    Damn It you broke the lock the week before I couldn't keep you out!!!

    @ Sega- She uses Styrofoam plates!! They suck for the environment!!!

    @Solarpower- i couldn't keep out of the sun! He was worse than the energizer bunny after a trip outdoors!!!
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    @Nancy

    She had endless legs. Literally. It was kinda scary.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Didn't do great job in bedroom after marriage
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    No High Fives after a great job in the bedroom! Hey that is a sporting event I expect High Fives, and swats on the backside for getting the goal!!!
  • littlebutlean
    littlebutlean Posts: 2,159 Member
    She had all these weird post hump rituals like football players or something.. just odd.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    NO! Never...this is a joke..where's the camera.
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    She was too groovy for me.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    No High Fives after a great job in the bedroom! Hey that is a sporting event I expect High Fives, and swats on the backside for getting the goal!!!

    Happy to flog as well!

    @sugar- too sweet instead of BDSM
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    I lost my job because of him. He always wanted to do it in the morning and I kept getting to work late. It was either him or I get my job back
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
    She didn't like to get busy in the morning.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    I didn't. she dumped me. :(
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    He told me I am weak. :sad:
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    She told me to make her a sammich.
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