Hey bro! You a Metrosexual or a Spornosexual?

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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    actually your a 37 yr old women...from SC, so this isn't remotely applicable to you...

    ^nothing wrong with that, just saying its not applicable.
    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?
    I couldn't have gotten the status I have now without the multiple degrees I got. I'd venture to say in these times, unless you are an extreme outlier or blessed even more than me you need a degree to be rocking an omega watch and to be dropping a few G's to have a painting contracted out.

    Yer edumacation mayks itsself obveeus. Yer professurz wuld be sew prowd.

    What's funny is I'm from NC...Not sure what my state has to do with anything as, it's obviously not a measure of intelligence.

    :laugh:

    And you just keep proving my point...

    about intelligence.

    being from NC is obviously not a measure of intelligence - I honestly chuckled reading that - doesn't make you any more or less of anything - just was making an observation that this was not applicable to you.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    Edited: not worth the strike!
  • tinkbaby101
    tinkbaby101 Posts: 180 Member
    actually your a 37 yr old women...from SC, so this isn't remotely applicable to you...

    ^nothing wrong with that, just saying its not applicable.
    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?
    I couldn't have gotten the status I have now without the multiple degrees I got. I'd venture to say in these times, unless you are an extreme outlier or blessed even more than me you need a degree to be rocking an omega watch and to be dropping a few G's to have a painting contracted out.

    Yer edumacation mayks itsself obveeus. Yer professurz wuld be sew prowd.

    What's funny is I'm from NC...Not sure what my state has to do with anything as, it's obviously not a measure of intelligence.

    It was the "a 37 year old women" that got me about that quote. Homophones are hard, brah; along with all other rules of grammar, apparently. It's okay, though, because VeggieTales can help you with that. School house polka on YouTube. I think it would go a long way for you MrIntolerable. :wink:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    For a $190 tie and how much you probably spent on that outfit... it looks like *kitten*... Just saying.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    This guy fits 100% into the stereotype of "douche bag." Simple and said, feels the need to exemplify his narcissism in a thread on MFP. He honestly believes he is the best thing to grace the Earth, when a majority of people who encounter him would immediately brand him with the label of "douche bag." This is the kind of guy who enjoys the smell of his own farts. The kind of guy who stares at himself in the mirror and is so stuck on only himself that he actually gets a boner while staring at himself. The kind of guy that is oblivious that HE is the only one that believes he is "awesome," but will always be to blinded by his own narcissism to ever realize that. The kind of guy who thinks he is better than you and has to make sure you know he is better than you by describing all these nice things he has or how much money he wasted on some ****ty artwork that probably looks terrible. There is no reasoning with this type of person, it is best to just let them live their life in their own world where they believe all should bow down and praise their "accomplishments." OR just a troll... but either way... why waste time arguing with a piece of *kitten* human being like this? People like this will never see your side and never change their minds, it is just how they are psychologically wired.

    Oh AND arguing with this scum bag only fuels him... it gives him more chances to tell you how much better he is than you. The funny part is that it is all on the internet... such a fulfilling life spending your "successful life" with hours trolling MFP threads... ha

    ^1st props on your climbing pic, that looks like an incredibly tough route

    ^2nd ppl were asking questions and I answered them, sure you can call me a narcissist - I mean big deal brah - I just said I love BEE (^_-)
  • Frood42
    Frood42 Posts: 245 Member
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    That went downhill fast!

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member

    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    actually your a 37 yr old women...from SC, so this isn't remotely applicable to you...

    ^nothing wrong with that, just saying its not applicable.
    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?
    I couldn't have gotten the status I have now without the multiple degrees I got. I'd venture to say in these times, unless you are an extreme outlier or blessed even more than me you need a degree to be rocking an omega watch and to be dropping a few G's to have a painting contracted out.

    Yer edumacation mayks itsself obveeus. Yer professurz wuld be sew prowd.

    What's funny is I'm from NC...Not sure what my state has to do with anything as, it's obviously not a measure of intelligence.

    It was the "a 37 year old women" that got me about that quote. Homophones are hard, brah; along with all other rules of grammar, apparently. It's okay, though, because VeggieTales can help you with that. School house polka on YouTube. I think it would go a long way for you MrIntolerable. :wink:

    You...I like you...
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    For a $190 tie and how much you probably spent on that outfit... it looks like *kitten*... Just saying.

    -_-

    Hugo boss dress shirt, Tommy seersucker - because Brooks Brothers don't make them with a size 28" waist.
    brooks bros white bucks, coach belt, coach wallet, armani watch

    Idk bro I got only about a gazzzillion compliments and only have had a gazzzzallion of my friendss hmu since then inquiring about how to pull off the seersucker like me.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    So... only men can be stereotyped? I'm confused by this use of "bro" because I call my lady friends "bro" all the time because it sounds stupid and hilarious.

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    ^da faq? The title says "HEY BRO! YOU A METROSEXUAL OR A SPORNOSEXUAL?" This thread is regarding 3 sterotypes of men, the average guy, the guy that cares about his wardrobe and personal appearance, and the guy that cares more about his body and personal appearance. There is now simply an observation that the spornosexual is different from a metrosexual, and there is a significant difference.

    Not belittling - but if this is seriously news to people then there is seriously a huge age gap in understanding, a lack of a college education, or you live in a very rural area - not saying any of that is wrong but I'd venture to say that is accurate.

    If you are to represent sophistication and higher education...

    *looks down at omega watch, and recent contracted painting hanging on wall* ... umm...yeahhh?

    Status symbols aren't proof of higher education.

    Boy, your ignorance is really showing... you might want to quit while you are behind.

    I couldn't have gotten the status I have now without the multiple degrees I got. I'd venture to say in these times, unless you are an extreme outlier or blessed even more than me you need a degree to be rocking an omega watch and to be dropping a few G's to have a painting contracted out.

    I find it hard to believe you have any form of reputable college education, the way you talk(type) is full on ridiculous and uneducated.

    Anyone can say they have fancy stuff on the interwebs.
    You have no way to prove to me you have the things you say you do, but i have no way to prove otherwise, except your douchecanoe spelling, and sentence formation.

    As far as needing a degree to afford a watch and a painting, that's utter BS, i have no degree but i make ample enough money to afford trivial things like that.

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    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    Interwebs =/= true , for all i know you googled a picture of some dude in a tie, and claimed you paid $190 for it.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Can I just say that the only appealing choice to me out of those is B.) I tend to go for beer drink, t-shirt/flannel wearing guys guys with beards (gotta love the facial furr).

    I don't want a guy who is more vain than I am. IF he spends more time getting ready then I do then I get annoyed. I am not one to spout on about a man's role or a woman's role because I am a humanitarian and believe that anyone should do whatever they want. Just for me, personally, I like when a guy is strong and manly. Just my personal preference there.

    Metrosexual sounds like drama and Spornosexual sounds like an dilweed.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member

    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    Business lesson No. 1: Your clients spend the money. If they see you spending too much money, they'll think they pay you too much.

    Do you even Warren Buffett, OP?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member

    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    ^yes they see your gym bag? country club?

    and I don't have stacks & stacks I live frugally and prioritize clothing - but sure from now on I won't tout my clothing choice and purchases when making a point. - that's entirely fine. ppl asked and I answered.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Hey bro! You a Metrosexual or a Sporn......

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  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    For a $190 tie and how much you probably spent on that outfit... it looks like *kitten*... Just saying.

    -_-

    Hugo boss dress shirt, Tommy seersucker - because Brooks Brothers don't make them with a size 28" waist.
    brooks bros white bucks, coach belt, coach wallet, armani watch

    Idk bro I got only about a gazzzillion compliments and only have had a gazzzzallion of my friendss hmu since then inquiring about how to pull off the seersucker like me.

    Haha name brands all day long... doesn't mean they look good. Also to add to the list, when people make sarcastic compliments, this type of guy processes them in his head as legit compliments.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member

    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    ^^Justin Beiber gets millions a month and blows wads of cash on long sleeved shirts to wear as pants. I think we all know how much respect he gets...
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member

    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    Business lesson No. 1: Your clients spend the money. If they see you spending too much money, they'll think they pay you too much.

    Do you even Warren Buffett, OP?

    that's true chameleon and mirror - but I'm young appearing highly successful gives me a huge edge and surrounds me effortlessly around other successful people.
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie?

    Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    Yinzer!! :laugh:
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    For a $190 tie and how much you probably spent on that outfit... it looks like *kitten*... Just saying.

    -_-

    Hugo boss dress shirt, Tommy seersucker - because Brooks Brothers don't make them with a size 28" waist.
    brooks bros white bucks, coach belt, coach wallet, armani watch

    Idk bro I got only about a gazzzillion compliments and only have had a gazzzzallion of my friendss hmu since then inquiring about how to pull off the seersucker like me.

    None of this means much to me, or the mass majority of people on the planet.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    “Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.”

    ― John Steinbeck
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member

    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    ^^Justin Beiber gets millions a month and blows wads of cash on long sleeved shirts to wear as pants. I think we all know how much respect he gets...

    ^fair point, but he also has been doing racial slurs, driving drunk, and promoting substance abuse - I think that is why everyone is turned off to him, not because he wears designer clothes.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    “If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself.”

    ― Bauvard
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    “Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.”

    ― John Steinbeck

    LOVE John Steinbeck - good find.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    “Quoting an old proverb: "An empty cart rattles loudly." she said. meaning, One who lacks substance boasts loudest.”

    ― Alan Brennert
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member

    ^see that pic of me? that silk twill Hermes tie was $190 .. smh

    $190 on a tie? - yeah...

    What kind of jagoff spend a hundred and ninety bucks on a tie? A TIE!! You could have used that to buy meals for a homeless shelter, or given that to a single mom struggling to feed her kids. But instead you spend it on a tie. One that's not even that attractive and then you BRAG about it. Which is why you're a jagoff. And a *kitten*.

    yeah I bought 3 of 'em that day.

    but I put in my time at the homeless shelter as well - I used to have substance abuse issues and obessing over obtaining wealth, getting the degreeez, and looking fit is what helped a great deal to get out of the substance abuse. - I will admit I have a great deal more to mature on - but I do put my time in at the homeless shelter as well.

    and for my job you have to look sharp.. I'm 24, and without having the coach messenger bag, and the versace gym bag - clients and leads would just not take you seriously.

    -sad story I guess but its just the way it is..?

    Because your clients see your gym bag??? That's your justification?? Look, I don't give a flying hump in a rolling donut what you do with your stacks and stacks of money, and good job getting over whatever it is that you got over, but don't expect people to respect you because you spend stupid amounts of money on clothes. Don't tout your clothing choices and purchases as reflections of your education and class. Because real class can't be bought. And it can't be faked. All you're doing is making yourself look like a narcissistic, self absorbed, arrogant jagoff.

    Business lesson No. 1: Your clients spend the money. If they see you spending too much money, they'll think they pay you too much.

    Do you even Warren Buffett, OP?

    that's true chameleon and mirror - but I'm young appearing highly successful gives me a huge edge and surrounds me effortlessly around other successful people.

    No. It makes you the brunt of all the Patrick Bateman jokes when you're out of the room. You're precious though, I'll give you that.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    ^fair point, but he also has been doing racial slurs, driving drunk, and promoting substance abuse - I think that is why everyone is turned off to him, not because he wears designer clothes.

    How exactly do you "do" a racial slur, mister educated? And how do people get "turned off to" someone?
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    “There is no need to boast of your accomplishments and what you can do. A great man is known, he needs no introduction.”

    ― CherLisa Biles
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Does this guy remind anyone else of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?

    Lol, been having this exact discussion on a newsfeed.