Why did you dump the person above you?

Because the aaah part of her name confused me

He wears his hats backwards.

She kept hitting me in the face with her hair.

He thought he was much younger.

She wasn't a natural blonde.

She didn't know that Niffer was a nickname for Jennifer.

All he saw in me was my legs!

They got so engrossed in my mom's political rants that I often felt like the third wheel. Couldn't stand it anymore! Q n Q

He never caught any fish.

Too many guys staring at her all the time...and she really liked it!