Why did you dump the person above you?

The fact that he is headless put a slight downer on our relationship.

He kept trying to sneak cream and butter into my food

I was too young he was way into cougars!

@Leo .. too old.

He never heard that "age ain't nothin but a number".

He was posing everywhere we went.

Insisted on lifting 'me'.

Because I loved her too much to force her to put up with me.

She was so spunky .. I wasn't enough woman for her.

He kept checking out my friend.

He enlisted, leaving me.