Looking for totally superficial, token friends...

Ok, I need some snarky friends as well. I'm in and will accept all friend requests that are sent. No message needed as I am too lazy to even read them. I just click accept.

I am out of witty ideas after reading all responses. But I too am low maintenance. Sometimes I post stuff I've been thinking about. Add me!

This is the funniest thread ever and everybody here looks like my kind of MFP friend (not that I have many). I know my motivation won't come from somebody else and I can't deal with having to be "emotionally supportive", but I can "like" stuff. I don't need nutrition advice but a little sarcasm and the occasional "like" would brighten my day. FR away.

Oh, I'm in. Apathy and lackadaisical attitudes towards the "like" button get me every time.

Anyone here is free to add me.

I'm much too busy (or lazy) to go through the thread and actively put out friend requests, but I do accept all that are sent my way.

I do like kale, but I follow it up with hot dripping loaded nachos. Sometimes I put kale on my nachos.

I probably won't read your diary, but every now and then I'll give a thumbs up to some exercise you do because I'm totally jealous that I can't do it myself... (because I eat too many nachos).

I’m only about 75% superficial but I’ve been a token for most of my life; token white guy, token Italian, token OB, token guy friend.

I love how everyone is all, "Add me"
I hope nobody adds anyone. That'd be great.

Ok sending FR!!!

Ok, so this didn't quite go as expected....

I thought I might get a couple of responses to my tongue in cheek opening post. Checking my inbox upon arriving home from work, it appears a collection of people large enough to usefully be called 'THE INTERNET' have a desire for superficial internet friendships. Whoda thunk it?

Once I've eaten my yoghurt and done my Kale-Yoga, I'll start going through the stockpile of friend requests and sorting out the wheat from the chaff, or more than likely blanket accept everyone, coz no-one really cares either way...right...?


The irony is I'm actually feeling slightly bad about the thought of not responding to people's messages.....

I think your superficiality and lack of effort really complements your hint at self-loathing for not responding. Sounds like a winning combination to me In some weird way, I find that feeling bad when I fall short sort of cancels the two out. Rather like apologizing before stepping on a cockroach to improve one's karma. I feel better about myself knowing that I am mediocre but with a conscience.

Could this be some weird parallel world where everyone claims to be superficial, but really, we all wind up best friends (insert theme from the Twilight Zone)?!?

Hope that helps!!!

I feel so at home in this thread.

As an introvert, I limit my contact with people to short doses so OP (actually just about everybody in this thread) you sound like the perfect friend. My diary is closed so there will be no expectation on my part that you will read, analyze, and comment on it. I rarely post anything on my wall and the only thing that shows up in my newsfeed is days logged, weight lost, and posts posted in, but those are solely for my benefit and I will probably be suspicious (or not) if you comment on them.

I will throw an occasional "like" your way but only if no more than 2 or 3 of your other friends have liked it. So in essence, it would be a pity "like".

So add me. Or not.

I love how everyone is all, "Add me"
I hope nobody adds anyone. That'd be great.

Yeah, this sounds like a reverse psychology kind of thing :laugh:

Pick me! Pick Me!

Very superficial, extremely token, you will never hear from me I'm looking for a few like-minded friends to make this place a bit less lonely, but I don't want anything beyond what you so well described. Feel free to add me (and anyone else in this thread who wants an acquaintance).

I like your style! I'm here every day, but I don't post much about my health/food activities. I do however actively hit the 'like' button on my friends' posts to help with encouragement. I've been known in the past to post an occasional 'Great job,' or other comments if I feel I can be helpful. But, I don't tell anyone what they should or shouldn't do, ever. I'm normally quite laidback, I do post in the forums from time to time though. I lurk more than anything (besides updating my diary) and use the 'search' button frequently when I need information on something. I've learned so much from doing that. Feel free to add me and I'll do the same.

this, exactly!

I love how everyone is all, "Add me"
I hope nobody adds anyone. That'd be great.

Hahaha..naw..I've gotten a few requests and sent a few..

I've been in a plateau for 7 months tomorrow. Does that count?