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    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      How's this?

      Assuming most guys have an averaged sized pork sward that hardly seems like a reason to dump someone. I would dump a guy with a kidney cracker over a giggle stick.. I have a single serving size snack pack. I have no need for an ankle spanker to try and fit up in that.

      lol
      Nice!! You have the post of the day!!
    • Posts: 3,661 Member
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      I hear ya!! WTF....oral is for sure a two way street!!

      lol i dated a girl like that. must have done it like ten time with out reciprication.

      finally i just stopped mid deed, drew up so we were face to face, basically had a staring contest for a few seconds, then she got the picture lol
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      I guess that is possible but I wouldn't bet on it.

      the only other reason would be if they are a face masher. that is a stretch though because oral skills can be acquired.
    • Posts: 1,161 Member
      Hmm.. your idea of average might just be way too low perhaps?
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      I just had Arbys and my sandwich didnt complain.

      lol!
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      If you have an average sized penis, but wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a donkey dong and still wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a teeny peeny and make up for it with oral - kick it at my place for a bit then kick rocks.
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      Dude as long as it's atleast three times a week I don't care.

      Just something.

      it;s all good.
      Another view of the issue!!
    • Posts: 100 Member
      I have a husband with an average size penis, who doesn't like to preform oral..
      And I wouldn't trade him for the world. <3
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      If you have an average sized penis, but wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a donkey dong and still wont give oral - kick rocks. If you have a teeny peeny and make up for it with oral - kick it at my place for a bit then kick rocks.
      Love it!! and what time!!?? LOL
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
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      I just had Arbys and my sandwich didnt complain.
      Bwahahahaha! :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      I have a husband with an average size penis, who doesn't like to preform oral..
      And I wouldn't trade him for the world. <3
      Awesome sauce!
    • Posts: 916 Member
      I have a husband with an average size penis, who doesn't like to preform oral..
      And I wouldn't trade him for the world. <3

      Is it becasue of the cheese, or the wool?
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      I still dont know why a guy wouldnt perform oral. It is pretty delightful.
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      Actually, the donkey dong can kick it for a bit too provided he can use that thing for more than five minutes.
    • Posts: 1,949 Member
      For me, size is more important. I can get the other stimulation from my toy.
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
      I am reminded of The Descent
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      I still dont know why a guy wouldnt perform oral. It is pretty delightful.
      Until you hook up with someone that smells like the dumpster behind a seafood market.
    • Posts: 1,285 Member
      I rather believe there is more to a man than that...
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      For me, size is more important. I can get the other stimulation from my toy.
      As far as I can tell you are the first to state that size comes first.....well in this case hopefully second!! LOL
    • Posts: 7,963 Member
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      Until you hook up with someone that smells like the dumpster behind a seafood market.

      Showers are awesome.<3
    • Posts: 287
      .. oral is a must. Definitely a must.
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      Actually, the donkey dong can kick it for a bit too provided he can use that thing for more than five minutes.

      So you kinda want it all!!
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      Well...
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
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      Showers are awesome.<3
      Yes...yes they are
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
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      Showers are awesome.<3
      But they don't get rid of an infection...

      Errr...so my friend says.
    • Posts: 2,114 Member
      Never get oral? To me, that is a sad sex life. It wouldn't last.

      I'd rather have the average sized with great oral skills. :blushing:
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      One of the security guards at work said he took some chick to the movies and everytime she uncrossed/crossed her legs he could smell dead animal. :laugh:
    • Posts: 416 Member
      I'm not big on oral at all (receiving it, that is). I get self-conscious and can't let go, so it's hard to enjoy it. As for penis size, it depends on what you mean by "small." I don't think I'd dump either guy for these reasons alone. What's "more important" isn't in his pants or in mine.

      Have you seen Frozen?

      Let it go!
    • Posts: 5,276 Member
      Never get oral? To me, that is a sad sex life. It wouldn't last.

      I'd rather have the average sized with great oral skills. :blushing:
      Oral is lovely. Especially when they do the alphabet. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 3,661 Member
      One of the security guards at work said he took some chick to the movies and everytime she uncrossed/crossed her legs he could smell dead animal. :laugh:

      yikes, thats going to take a lot of showers
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