Cleanse

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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    wonder if OP will come back
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  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    wonder if OP will come back
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    Me too.
    Hope she gets help with **whatever** she was trying to do.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    MinMIn97 - Are you actually going to review the links provided in this thread? Or do you just like to blindly argue?

    People are providing legit reasons, studies, and logic (to sum it up).

    You have provided what evidence or sound argument in regards to cleanses being legit? Nothing. All you've done is nitpick at wording and created loopholes where there are none. (Or as Sidesteel said..you are grasping at straws..imaginary ones at that).
    I've asked a lot of questions, if that's what you mean by blindly arguing?
    It's hard to discuss something that is ambiguous, since OP is not here to specify what she means.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    So the body has systems that "remove waste (is that your term for "cleanse?"), and these systems always work at 100% efficiency? And your cleanse is to eat "more nutritionally dense food and fiber?" What if that person has constipation and IBS? What should they do in your opinion? Their colon is compromised, and is all that food/fiber going to help?
    Nope I don't use the word "cleanse". That's what you're using. And if there are no inherent health problems with an individual, then yes the system should work efficiently at 100%.
    If there are issues like you've mentioned, then seeing a SPECIALIST who deals in them is what I would suggest. Not going on some "detox and cleanse" program since eating food/drink hasn't been shown scientifically to remove any toxins or cleanse any "dirty" chemicals from the body.
    You're reaching here. You want to convince the OP, then try by substantiating by providing peer reviewed clinical study showing that going on a "detox or cleanse" actually supports it's claims. You aren't going to convince me or others who are well versed in how body physiology actually works.

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    Actually, I am wanting the OP to define what she means by cleanse. Every time it's been used in here, I wonder what people mean by cleanse.
    You are safe in saying "And if there are no inherent health problems with an individual, then yes the system should work efficiently at 100%." But who's to say that OP is experiencing that kind of health? If she were participating in the thread, it would be easier answer HER question from our own perspectives and experiences.

    So you are an knowledgeable on the topic of cleanses/detoxification? You are the person for me to ask this, as you understand that the body does have those processes. Do you think those processes can be interruped/not run efficiently?

    The point is that if OP does have legit health issues, she needs to see her doctor and follow his/her instructions-- not go looking for a "cleanse" that may do more harm than good on an internet forum. And if she doesn't have said health issue then her body is effectively cleansing itself. So either way, asking for a cleanse here isn't the way to go.
  • KaterinaTerese
    KaterinaTerese Posts: 345 Member
    Once a week I "cleanse". I am on a doctor prescribed high potency iron supplement that causes mild constipation. I have 2 days in a row that I don't take it and I eat extra almonds and my body cleanses itself.

    Yes, on occasion you have to make adjustments to let the body do what it is designed to do. Fancy and expensive detoxes and cleanses do nothing except separate fools from their gold. Unless you have a specific medical issue, trust your body. The systems that are present in the human body do a wonderful job all by themselves and these stupid cleanses do nothing to help it along and can, at times, interfere with the proper workings.
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  • serindipte
    serindipte Posts: 1,557 Member
    The only product that will actually do any cleansing:

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    Disclaimers:
    With the exception of dialysis for those who have compromised kidneys.
    Using an enema too frequently can result in decreased bowel efficiency.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    MinMIn97 - Are you actually going to review the links provided in this thread? Or do you just like to blindly argue?

    People are providing legit reasons, studies, and logic (to sum it up).

    You have provided what evidence or sound argument in regards to cleanses being legit? Nothing. All you've done is nitpick at wording and created loopholes where there are none. (Or as Sidesteel said..you are grasping at straws..imaginary ones at that).
    I've asked a lot of questions, if that's what you mean by blindly arguing?
    It's hard to discuss something that is ambiguous, since OP is not here to specify what she means.

    So instead of waiting for the OP to clarify her needs (which a few people have pointed out if she is having medical issues, she should see a doctor otherwise a cleanse is just a waste of money), you've decided to hijack the thread by trying to clarify something that even you don't know needs clarifying?
  • fheppy
    fheppy Posts: 64 Member
    There's no need to detox or cleanse your system and you also do not need to give your organs "a break".

    Please see here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159755-looking-for-a-detox-cleanse
    Why doesn't your body need to detox or cleanse?
    Because it's very very efficient at ridding itself of unwanted waste on it's own. When people feel down, low, "yucky", etc., it's usually because they are just LACKING nutrients. Add them and/or increase them and VOILA!

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    What is the body cleansing? How do you know, comprehensively, what makes a person feel down and low?
    The body removes waste that's uneeded. It's systematic at that, just like it attacks bacteria and viruses that invade it. Can you help it along? Sure, but one doesn't NEED to "detox or cleanse" to do it. Eating more nutritionally dense food and fiber is a great approach without having to spend extra money.
    Comprehensively, people who state they are down and low basically come out and just say it. I guess I'll just take their word for it.

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    So the body has systems that "remove waste (is that your term for "cleanse?"), and these systems always work at 100% efficiency? And your cleanse is to eat "more nutritionally dense food and fiber?" What if that person has constipation and IBS? What should they do in your opinion? Their colon is compromised, and is all that food/fiber going to help?

    No, but a commercial "cleanse" isn't going to help, either (well, the fiber in a lot of them, plus increased fluid intake, might help the constipation, but you can do that, again, by eating foods rich in fiber and drinking water). If someone has/suspects they have IBS or some other actual gastrointestinal disorder, they should see their doctor and discuss diagnosis and treatment options. Those sometimes involve special diets or avoiding certain foods, but that's not a cleanse, that's medical treatment, for people with an actual disorder.
    So if you go to the dr, they will heal you and you won't have a problem anymore?

    I can't quite follow the point you are trying to make in the context of what everyone else is talking about. Do you believe that everyone, regardless of specific health or medical issue, needs an occasional specifically designed often overpriced cleansing solution to remove toxins and restore their body to optimal health?
    No.

    She does not say you need to buy anything,"overpriced cleansing solution". Time to learn to read between the lines.
    To do cleansing you don't need to buy a thing from anybody.
    And often if you go to doctor they don't do anything other than diagnose you then say "You are diagnosed, but we don't have any advice for you".
  • nikkihk
    nikkihk Posts: 487 Member
    Anyone know of any easy cleanses that actually work?

    Eat Fiber, Drink Water. Your butt does the rest... You're welcome.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    Well this took a fascinating turn. :laugh:

    If I was the op I wouldn't come back. She has her answers and doesn't need to be subjected to random strawman arguments from someone who isn't even bring helpful in the thread.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    So the body has systems that "remove waste (is that your term for "cleanse?"), and these systems always work at 100% efficiency? And your cleanse is to eat "more nutritionally dense food and fiber?" What if that person has constipation and IBS? What should they do in your opinion? Their colon is compromised, and is all that food/fiber going to help?
    Nope I don't use the word "cleanse". That's what you're using. And if there are no inherent health problems with an individual, then yes the system should work efficiently at 100%.
    If there are issues like you've mentioned, then seeing a SPECIALIST who deals in them is what I would suggest. Not going on some "detox and cleanse" program since eating food/drink hasn't been shown scientifically to remove any toxins or cleanse any "dirty" chemicals from the body.
    You're reaching here. You want to convince the OP, then try by substantiating by providing peer reviewed clinical study showing that going on a "detox or cleanse" actually supports it's claims. You aren't going to convince me or others who are well versed in how body physiology actually works.

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    Actually, I am wanting the OP to define what she means by cleanse. Every time it's been used in here, I wonder what people mean by cleanse.
    You are safe in saying "And if there are no inherent health problems with an individual, then yes the system should work efficiently at 100%." But who's to say that OP is experiencing that kind of health? If she were participating in the thread, it would be easier answer HER question from our own perspectives and experiences.

    So you are an knowledgeable on the topic of cleanses/detoxification? You are the person for me to ask this, as you understand that the body does have those processes. Do you think those processes can be interruped/not run efficiently?
    My answers don't change. There is no "detoxifying" or "cleansing" going on by the body. "Waste elimination" happens with things like fiber that cannot be digested.
    Can they be interrupted? I'm sure if someone tried to swallow a softball it could. Or if you ate a bag of prunes the results would be pretty awful, but again that's in response to diarrhea effect due the natural laxative in them.

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  • SomeNights246
    SomeNights246 Posts: 807 Member
    There's no need to detox or cleanse your system and you also do not need to give your organs "a break".

    Please see here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159755-looking-for-a-detox-cleanse
    Why doesn't your body need to detox or cleanse?

    I'm not saying this to dodge your question, but please read the above link. There really is no need to cleanse, your body is designed to do this for you.
    So your body always works at 100% efficiency and always does this job perfectly?

    As long as you don't have some kind of physical reason preventing this (like gallbladder disease, for example) then, yeah.
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    So the body has systems that "remove waste (is that your term for "cleanse?"), and these systems always work at 100% efficiency? And your cleanse is to eat "more nutritionally dense food and fiber?" What if that person has constipation and IBS? What should they do in your opinion? Their colon is compromised, and is all that food/fiber going to help?
    Nope I don't use the word "cleanse". That's what you're using. And if there are no inherent health problems with an individual, then yes the system should work efficiently at 100%.
    If there are issues like you've mentioned, then seeing a SPECIALIST who deals in them is what I would suggest. Not going on some "detox and cleanse" program since eating food/drink hasn't been shown scientifically to remove any toxins or cleanse any "dirty" chemicals from the body.
    You're reaching here. You want to convince the OP, then try by substantiating by providing peer reviewed clinical study showing that going on a "detox or cleanse" actually supports it's claims. You aren't going to convince me or others who are well versed in how body physiology actually works.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
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    Actually, I am wanting the OP to define what she means by cleanse. Every time it's been used in here, I wonder what people mean by cleanse.
    You are safe in saying "And if there are no inherent health problems with an individual, then yes the system should work efficiently at 100%." But who's to say that OP is experiencing that kind of health? If she were participating in the thread, it would be easier answer HER question from our own perspectives and experiences.

    So you are an knowledgeable on the topic of cleanses/detoxification? You are the person for me to ask this, as you understand that the body does have those processes. Do you think those processes can be interruped/not run efficiently?
    My answers don't change. There is no "detoxifying" or "cleansing" going on by the body. "Waste elimination" happens with things like fiber that cannot be digested.
    Can they be interrupted? I'm sure if someone tried to swallow a softball it could. Or if you ate a bag of prunes the results would be pretty awful, but again that's in response to diarrhea effect due the natural laxative in them.

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    So "we don't need to cleanse, the body cleanses itself" and yet, you say, "there is no detoxifying or cleansing going on in the body?"
    What about the lymph system? What is it's function? Does it always operate perfectly?
  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    There's no need to detox or cleanse your system and you also do not need to give your organs "a break".

    Please see here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159755-looking-for-a-detox-cleanse
    Why doesn't your body need to detox or cleanse?

    I'm not saying this to dodge your question, but please read the above link. There really is no need to cleanse, your body is designed to do this for you.
    So your body always works at 100% efficiency and always does this job perfectly?

    As long as you don't have some kind of physical reason preventing this (like gallbladder disease, for example) then, yeah.
    So you are always operating at 100% efficiency, or else you have a disease and need to see a dr?
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    No cleanses "actually work". Sorry.
  • fatboyliz
    fatboyliz Posts: 515 Member
    Actually I think defining 'cleanse' could be helpful...I think we do tend to worry when we hear that word, and think 'don't go buying anything', but to me, I always thought of a cleanse as drinking more water, avoiding junk food, and banning all 'unhealthy' foods (so for me, chocolate, crisps, coke) for a bit. I view this as a cleanse because I am no way giving up chocolate forever! Just like to test myself. I don't really see it as helping my liver etc (I guess it could? I am no biologist so no idea of all health benefits) , but it does help me psychologically if that makes sense - maybe a placebo effect, but cutting out junk for a wee while always makes me sleep better! Of course life long healthy eating habits are best, but a 'cleanse' does not always need to mean buying a load of juices or powders.
  • BombshellPhoenix
    BombshellPhoenix Posts: 1,693 Member
    Taco Bell cleanse.

    Things move pretty smoothly after a night of Taco Bell with fire sauce.

    Also, I came in here to ask questions that are inconceivable and reply with nothing of content.
  • missh1967
    missh1967 Posts: 661 Member
    *grabs popcorn*
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  • fatboyliz
    fatboyliz Posts: 515 Member
    A pizza cleanse would be amazeballs
  • missh1967
    missh1967 Posts: 661 Member
    Colonoscopy prep. That'll clean you right the hell out.
  • Swiftlet66
    Swiftlet66 Posts: 729 Member
    What kinda cleanse are you talking about? If you're constipated, adequate fiber, water, and fat intake will do. If you're feeling sluggish, I recommend more sleep and exercise. If you have a cold, get some rest and maybe have some hot tea with lemon for vitamin C; but a cold won't kill you so don't worry. If overall you just feel like you need a change in your diet, then simply replace the foods you feel like you shouldn't be eating with foods you feel like you should be eating more of.

    If you're just looking for fad "cleanses"--something to "detoxify" the body of some unexplained "toxins" buildup--then I recommend making a homemade fresh fruit or green smoothie to accompany your usual daily breakfast; drink that religiously every single morning. Drinking this won't harm you in any way but it will be beneficial since fruits and vegetables have lots of good micronutrients for the body, especially if you don't usually eat enough fruits and vegetables every day. I think this smoothie is a great substitute for other fad cleanses out there because some of the others don't really have much nutritional value at all.... Hope I helped. :)
  • Soap and water. That's funny, Smile But seriously I've learned something today.
  • wonderwoman234
    wonderwoman234 Posts: 551 Member
    It's the same reason why studies show women shouldn't douche.....the body takes care of itself. Doing a vag cleanse, aka douche, just messes with the natural flora there. Companies who sell douches promote their use but they do more harm than good.

    And like IBS or some other kind of intestinal dysfunction, you should go see your doctor for treatment if something is amiss instead of relying on untested methods.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    So "we don't need to cleanse, the body cleanses itself" and yet, you say, "there is no detoxifying or cleansing going on in the body?"
    I haven't mentioned anything about the body "cleansing" itself. I gave you the straight up answer of "waste excrement". And stand by my statement that there is no "detoxing or cleansing" on the body going on.
    What about the lymph system?
    In layman's terms, it's the circulatory system of the body.
    What is it's function?
    To circulate fluids throughout the body.
    Does it always operate perfectly?
    Not if someone is suffering from a disease like lymphoma or disorders like lymphedema. Where does this have to do with "detoxing or cleansing"?
    You're looking to argue about "detoxing or cleansing". So please enlighten me on what your definitions of these two words are when relating to physiology. And how the body systematically goes about "detoxing and cleansing".
    I can't seem to answer whatever understanding you have of how physiology works.

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  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    So "we don't need to cleanse, the body cleanses itself" and yet, you say, "there is no detoxifying or cleansing going on in the body?"
    I haven't mentioned anything about the body "cleansing" itself. I gave you the straight up answer of "waste excrement". And stand by my statement that there is no "detoxing or cleansing" on the body going on.
    What about the lymph system?
    In layman's terms, it's the circulatory system of the body.
    What is it's function?
    To circulate fluids throughout the body.
    Does it always operate perfectly?
    Not if someone is suffering from a disease like lymphoma or disorders like lymphedema. Where does this have to do with "detoxing or cleansing"?
    You're looking to argue about "detoxing or cleansing". So please enlighten me on what your definitions of these two words are when relating to physiology. And how the body systematically goes about "detoxing and cleansing".
    I can't seem to answer whatever understanding you have of how physiology works.

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    What is "waste excrement?" Do you think the body only expels waste from the colon? When you hear the word "cleanse" do you only think of colon cleansing?
    Don't the body's cells rid themselves of waste? Where does the waste go?
    What is the main function of the lymph system?
    If a system is not working perfectly, does that mean it is diseased?
    I have sought to understand what a person is meaning when they say detox or cleanse.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    In, to watch people try to prove a negative.

    I know of one effective *cleanse*: chelation, but I wouldn't trust anyone trying to sell it to you on the internet!
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  • katmix
    katmix Posts: 296 Member
    I don't think the term cleanse has been defined here yet. I definitely don't blame you for not doing the "cleanses" your listed (I wouldn't want to do them, either!) I hope you find a solution for the UC (I'm not familiar with that)!
    I'll make it easy for you then:

    Cleanse in cleaning the bathroom usually entails using an industrial cleaner to remove things like soap scum, mold, and bacteria.

    Cleanse in the diet and fitness world usually entails the ingestion of pricey products to consumers so they can feel better about themselves and drop a few pounds of water weight in a few days.

    Hope that clears it up a little, so that strawman arguments don't continue.

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    And the truly inquiring minds want to know if you hire out? (Not for this body-cleanse nonsense, but for the tile/grout cleansing in my biffy...) :laugh:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    So "we don't need to cleanse, the body cleanses itself" and yet, you say, "there is no detoxifying or cleansing going on in the body?"
    I haven't mentioned anything about the body "cleansing" itself. I gave you the straight up answer of "waste excrement". And stand by my statement that there is no "detoxing or cleansing" on the body going on.
    What about the lymph system?
    In layman's terms, it's the circulatory system of the body.
    What is it's function?
    To circulate fluids throughout the body.
    Does it always operate perfectly?
    Not if someone is suffering from a disease like lymphoma or disorders like lymphedema. Where does this have to do with "detoxing or cleansing"?
    You're looking to argue about "detoxing or cleansing". So please enlighten me on what your definitions of these two words are when relating to physiology. And how the body systematically goes about "detoxing and cleansing".
    I can't seem to answer whatever understanding you have of how physiology works.

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    What is "waste excrement?"
    Feces.
    Do you think the body only expels waste from the colon?
    No because people also urinate.
    When you hear the word "cleanse" do you only think of colon cleansing?
    Nope. I think of how people are duped into believing that "cleansing" removes toxins from the body.
    Don't the body's cells rid themselves of waste?
    Krebs cycle.
    Where does the waste go?
    Filtered through liver and/or kidneys.
    What is the main function of the lymph system?
    Circulation
    If a system is not working perfectly, does that mean it is diseased?
    Not necessarily. There are disorders and deficiencies that can impede efficiency.

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