Corrupt a Wish
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granted: But without pain, there would be no basis or driving force in most art, literature, theater, comedy, and the world would be one big Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Pain-free and bland.
I wish I could actually lose weight0 -
I wish I could actually lose weight
*POOF* Granted! You now weigh less, because your limbs have been removed.
I wish I could go home early today I don't want to be at work anymore. :yawn:0 -
Granted...Your fired.
I wish I had a Klondike bar0 -
Granted...Your fired.
I wish I had a Klondike bar
Granted! A Klondike bar has been delivered to you.. right up your %@#
I wish I got my job back, now I'm poor.. :ohwell:
Edit: This thread is awesome! :drinker: :drinker:0 -
Granted. You get a job as CEO of Trojan condoms. You are a millionaire. Scandal hits as it turns out a mad fanatic Christian worker broke in and laced the conforms with cocaine, resulting in an epidemic of Mad Fanny.
I wish I was in a loving relationship.0 -
Granted - now you are pregnant with quintuplets, naturally, and are stuck on bed rest for the duration of the last two trimesters. As a medical miracle you are the focus of the scientific community, and never get to see your love, but a few min a day at most.
I wish I had it all.0 -
Granted .. You have it ALL... and no one to share it with
I wish I had a unicorn0 -
Wish Granted: Your unicorn has poked holes in every wall of your house and in every living creature in your house.
I wish I looked like a superstar male model.0 -
Granted but now your so f*cking good looking all the women are intimidated by you so you can't get any of them to sleep with you. The only people you can have sex with are other male models that are even better looking than you so now your intimidated and you only get to be the catcher....... Sorry about your luck !
I wish somebody would leave me a sh*tload of money !0 -
Granted!! But all your money is covered in a literal load of $#it impenetrable by anything other than your hands and a shovel. Ew.
I wish I could eat all the FOODZ and calories didn't exist!!0 -
Granted!! But all your money is covered in a literal load of $#it impenetrable by anything other than your hands and a shovel. Ew.
I wish I could eat all the FOODZ and calories didn't exist!!
Wish granted! You now get to eat all the food you want, but you get so sick of it that you don't want to eat ever again, and you quickly become malnourished.
I wish my Atlanta Braves could learn how to hit the damn ball again!0 -
Granted. Unfortunately they are all infield fly outs. As a Braves fan myself this corrupt a wish hurt...:sad:
I wish my 15 hour drive tomorrow would fly by0 -
Granted!! But all your money is covered in a literal load of $#it impenetrable by anything other than your hands and a shovel. Ew.
I wish I could eat all the FOODZ and calories didn't exist!!
(I hear you on that!)
Calories don't exist for you, but neither does nutrition, so you have to take every supplement under the sun for the rest of your life, which means you choke on some of those horse pills that vitamins come as these days.0 -
I wish my 15 hour drive tomorrow would fly by
It sure will, right into a wreck that is fatal for all involved. Your life just flew by too.:flowerforyou:
I sure wish I could study quietly, free of external distractions without having to leave home/otherwise hurt my loved ones!0 -
Granted. Unfortunately they are all infield fly outs. As a Braves fan myself this corrupt a wish hurt...:sad:
I wish my 15 hour drive tomorrow would fly by
Wish granted. Your drive flies by, but that means you miss getting lost, taking the "scenic route", and seeing the most beautiful sights you'll ever see.
I wish I could win MLB's Beat The Streak $5 million prize. Alas, I can't seem to get my streak over 6 lately.0 -
I wish my 15 hour drive tomorrow would fly by
It sure will, right into a wreck that is fatal for all involved. Your life just flew by too.:flowerforyou:
I sure wish I could study quietly, free of external distractions without having to leave home/otherwise hurt my loved ones!
Wish granted. You study hard, learn all the material well, and graduate with honors, but are then unable to find a job in your chosen field, so you have to flip burgers at a fast food restaurant for a living for at least a year after graduation in order to make ends meet.
I wish my boss would pay me more0 -
I wish my 15 hour drive tomorrow would fly by
It sure will, right into a wreck that is fatal for all involved. Your life just flew by too.:flowerforyou:
I sure wish I could study quietly, free of external distractions without having to leave home/otherwise hurt my loved ones!
Wish granted. You study hard, learn all the material well, and graduate with honors, but are then unable to find a job in your chosen field, so you have to flip burgers at a fast food restaurant for a living for at least a year after graduation in order to make ends meet.
I wish my boss would pay me more
Granted. But now your boss can't pay the bills and had to close down.
I wish I could marry Howard Stern.0 -
Granted. But at the wedding reception you accidentally fall into Gary and you receive a minor laceration from one of his teeth. You die from a horrible infection the next day.
I wish there where more hours in the day.0 -
Granted. But at the wedding reception you accidentally fall into Gary and you receive a minor laceration from one of his teeth. You die from a horrible infection the next day.
I wish there where more hours in the day.
Granted. The rotation of the earth has now slowed down and each day is 70 hours long. Unfortunately, a year is still the same length, so there are now far fewer days in a year, but the same amount of work has to be done, so now everyone has to work 30 hour days.
I wish I had a nice cup of earl grey tea.0 -
granted as its placed on the table a fly lands in it and dies.
i wish id win the lotto.0
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