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What should the Green Hornet really have looked like?
A creepy clown peaking out of your closet0 -
I think you're being really harsh. I mean...I don't know...I didn't think it was *that* bad. What would have made it better?
Oh god, it's awful - like that car in a circus where the clowns just keep coming out FOREVER...only they are on fire and there's no way to put them out. Total Horrorshow.0 -
What was it really like having sex the first time?
long, thick and salty0 -
What was my back hair like after my swim in the ocean?
Disaster victim donations0 -
What will people who pay to see the 50 shades movie deserve?
A penguin playing a harp.0 -
What does Jamie Dornan look like in the intimate scenes from 50 shades?
three penny opera0 -
Oops too late...
how would you describe lebron's performance in the NBA finals?
bill oreillys record player0 -
What did Wolf Blitzer offer to buy for 50 cents?
All Pacino's toothbrush0 -
Who feels neglected since he got the dentures?
...like a frog wearing golf pants.0 -
What does Kermit look like playing in the PGA?
An old shoehorn that smells of cabbage0 -
Epp late
What does Sarah Jessica Parker smell like after the gym?
that's what she said0 -
OMG, its so big!
7 minutes in heaven0 -
What does a really stealthy lawyer get after he dies?
Your mom.0 -
Who do I want to go out on a date with us......
silly snakes0 -
Dang late again...
what do you call a group of laughing asps?
saddle sores and a 10 gallon hat0 -
Why won't Eastwood make anymore westerns?
A Copy of MAD magazine from 19800 -
What should be taught as classic literature in schools?
fine tipped marker0 -
What's best for drawing mustaches on passed out friends?
Stinky fish.0 -
What's the sushi special today?
mass gains0 -
What did the greedy priest consider to be in the collection plate?
Strawberries, raspberries, and a ball peen hammer0 -
What does Fab use to make her delicious smoothies?
A Pair of leg warmers, a pearl necklace and a thong.0 -
how should you dress for our date? (we are staying in)
terrified mice0 -
What is the best birthday gift for a cat?
Sunrises0 -
What are those things that happen way too early?
a bloody massacre.0 -
What happens when someone crosses me!
They sprout fangs and go on a rampage. and fly0 -
What happens to vampire celery stalks during a full moon?
A banana peel.0 -
What do you call it when Anna appeals the restraining order against her??
a soul patch0 -
What does a Pirate wear when he's on a dance show in the 70's?
(thats all I could come up with
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A screwdriver, some okra and a bad movie.0 -
What would the worst reboot of Mystery Science Theater 3000 involve?
A bandito eating a salad0 -
What will you never see in a Clint Eastwood movie?
a screaming crustacean0
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