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When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling0 -
I've been single forever.
No one likes dead white guys anymore :sad:0 -
Here come all the married guys! lol
THIS ^^^^^^^^^^0 -
This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.
I like them spicy;-)0 -
I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.
It's not that :devil: :drinker:
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omg yes0 -
It smells like sex in here.0
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It smells like sex in here.
i queefed0 -
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This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.
10/10, would bang0 -
i queefed
Nice aroma.0 -
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Let's dance
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Forever alone....:huh:0
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This is humorous today. It made me fall out laughing at my desk before my date tonight.0
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Forever alone....:huh:
you? I find that hard to believe.. I would guess you are referring to the OP?0 -
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Here come all the married guys! lol
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Wow!0
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this thread just keeps getting better and better0
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Good for you, young lady! Some sparkling conversation and shared interests and you are guaranteed to find yourself a husband!
With love,
Burt0 -
you? I find that hard to believe.. I would guess you are referring to the OP?
Nope. Myself. There seems to be a real lack of men in my area. Lots of boys. But men are hard to find.0 -
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This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.
Go eat some waffles, waffle. Maybe they can satisfy you if a man won't.0 -
Wrong.This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.
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It smells like sex in here.
I was going to say desperation...0
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