Dealing with a "food bully"?
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Sometimes kiddo you just can't win... so the answer is ...Fight dirty.
For example-
Q. "Isn't that going to ruin your diet for the day?"
Ans. With bald stare whilst taking a big bite " Yeah probably."
The idea here is that the sanctimonious and patronising person will give up and back off when not being fed by an 'appropriate' response from you. They want to get a rise from you. Don't give it.
It is only 11 days. Stick to your diet plan. Don't let them ruin your take on your life.
(I'm in your corner for you. I lived in a similar situation. If you'd like to friend me do so.)
Actually I like that. Just agree with her. And keep doing what you're doing until you feel you're not "fat" anymore.0 -
Walk around the house like this:
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honestly, your family sounds like a bunch of *kitten*.
if you HAVE to continue living there, you could start with the civil route. explain to them that you are making progress and that their commentary is not only unwelcome, but hurtful.
if that doesnt work, and i hope it does, i would try ignoring them or killing them with kindness. that seems to REALLY irk people when they realize they are not getting the best of you.
"thats gonna make you fat"
*smile* "gee, i sure hope not!" *walk away*
final option A. is to verbally abuse the family. tell your sister she's looking a little puffy herself. tell stepmom it's too bad she couldnt find a different family to infiltrate and poison. remind gram that her end is likely coming soon. tell dad his genetics are the issue and you wish you had a stronger bloodline.
final option B. is to kick the **** out of your sister as a reminder to the rest of them that you are on a mission and you are not to be crossed.
I really love this reply and wish I would have been this way with my family when I was younger but I didn't have the nerve. Please don't do like I did and let your family treat you this way. Speak up for yourself and if it continues that will give you further reason to be a successful adult out on your own so you don't have to take this type of abuse.
It sounds harsh to some people but I had to distance my family (lots of distance) from myself and my children for us to have a peaceful life. Not the way I wanted it but it's the best decision I've ever made. Hope you find something that works for you and your family.0 -
Headphones and LOUD music when in the kitchen!!
And sing loudly to drown them out when they start off.
My Mom used to do the same. When I came back from college one year, she opened the door and her greeting was "You're looking fat", so you're not the first one to experience this.
There is no rule that says family or friends are going to support you when you make changes in your life, but as you count down the last few days before college, keep repeating that getting through this, focusing on executing your plans and succeeding despite difficulties, will make you a MUCH stronger person. Essentially, you'll be invincible.0 -
I really love this reply and wish I would have been this way with my family when I was younger but I didn't have the nerve. Please don't do like I did and let your family treat you this way. Speak up for yourself and if it continues that will give you further reason to be a successful adult out on your own so you don't have to take this type of abuse.
It sounds harsh to some people but I had to distance my family (lots of distance) from myself and my children for us to have a peaceful life. Not the way I wanted it but it's the best decision I've ever made. Hope you find something that works for you and your family.
Me too. Like 3000 miles of distance. That and a heart-to-heart with my Mom in which I told her to shut the ***k up or I would never visit/speak to her again. That worked quite well.0 -
get your food
wait for the proverbial comment
do the slow blink/look
take a big bite of said food
burst into song (beyonce works well)
or perhaps all about the bass
and twerk your way obscenely out of the kitchen singing loudly- don't let her say anything else- or stop for her to speak.
then when you get to the door- stop look take another bite and just keep walking.
So I don't deal well with food bully's- meaning- i'm not having it.
so- I often will say nothing for a while- and then after I take a particularly large duece- I'll make a big announcement and when they look super shocked- i just look shocked back and say- well you had taken such an interest in my well being I assumed you wanted regular and thorough updates- I was just trying to help you out.
also
I can dead lift XXX pounds? how much can you dead lift??
<well I don't care about that>
Oh you mean kind of like I don't care what you think about what food i eat???
... then walk out.
"I didn't know you cared so much- since you care so much- you're going to get up at 5 AM to go to the gym with me right?"
" Dayum sis- I knew you were boring- but I didn't know your life sucked so much you had to live vicariously through mine- sucks to be you" ... drops mic... walks out.
You have two options
ignore- deflect- or attack with same same.
I personal don't like ignoring- it's not potent enough for my tastes- but those are really you're choices
ignore
deflect
attack.
or all three.
Good luck- it's 11 days-you can do it!!!0 -
Misery loves company. She obviously has her own issues to work out and is projecting them onto you. Don't stress it, just hang in there. You've lost 20lbs already, don't let anyone stand in your way.0
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Out-crazy the crazies.
Next time they say something, do something really obnoxious like shove a whole handful of noodles in your mouth and stare at them intensely.
ETA: Actually... this is much better than what I had in mind::get your food
wait for the proverbial comment
do the slow blink/look
take a big bite of said food
burst into song (beyonce works well)
or perhaps all about the bass
and twerk your way obscenely out of the kitchen singing loudly- don't let her say anything else- or stop for her to speak.
then when you get to the door- stop look take another bite and just keep walking.0 -
Being the generally passive aggressive b*tch that I am I would likely look at them, blink a couple times, grab a second of whatever it was I was getting and then walk away... sometimes in silence, other times with snark.0
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I really love this reply and wish I would have been this way with my family when I was younger but I didn't have the nerve. Please don't do like I did and let your family treat you this way. Speak up for yourself and if it continues that will give you further reason to be a successful adult out on your own so you don't have to take this type of abuse.
It sounds harsh to some people but I had to distance my family (lots of distance) from myself and my children for us to have a peaceful life. Not the way I wanted it but it's the best decision I've ever made. Hope you find something that works for you and your family.
Me too. Like 3000 miles of distance. That and a heart-to-heart with my Mom in which I told her to shut the ***k up or I would never visit/speak to her again. That worked quite well.
I wish it was that easy for my family!! I had many talks and they still didn't get it. With a controlling father and a mother that goes along with the abuse and thinks she knows best I ended up in a legal battle with my parents to keep them from barging into my home and going through mine & my husbands stuff while I was not home. It scared the pooh out of my teenagers when they were taken advantage of to gain access.0 -
get your food
wait for the proverbial comment
do the slow blink/look
take a big bite of said food
burst into song (beyonce works well)
or perhaps all about the bass
and twerk your way obscenely out of the kitchen singing loudly- don't let her say anything else- or stop for her to speak.
Oh please do this.0 -
Out-crazy the crazies.
Next time they say something, do something really obnoxious like shove a whole handful of noodles in your mouth and stare at them intensely.
yup.
go straight to def-con10 people tend to stop effing with you when you just jump straight to the wildly inappropriate. it's hysterical.
seriously- sometimes you just gotta go way over board- it's so awesome.get your food
wait for the proverbial comment
do the slow blink/look
take a big bite of said food
burst into song (beyonce works well)
or perhaps all about the bass
and twerk your way obscenely out of the kitchen singing loudly- don't let her say anything else- or stop for her to speak.
Oh please do this.0 -
final option B. is to kick the **** out of your sister as a reminder to the rest of them that you are on a mission and you are not to be crossed.
This one^ Knock her *kitten* out!0 -
Well said! This is excellent advice.get through the 11 days as undramatically as possible. your siser has likely picked up the NPD from your dad, which means she's feeling threatened by you making positive changes for yourself. nothing you do or say is going to make the situation better until they begin to seek help, and they likely won't. keep your head focused on your goals, ignore them. narcissist don't care if you respond or not, they are performing for an audience of one, themselves. ignore it, don't fight it, don't let it get to you, and try to never put yourself in that environment ever again. they are toxic people who will only ever try to tear you down and you don't deserve that. also, maybe look into some counseling services, probably available through the school, for yourself. its incredibly traumatizing to grow up with family like that and it would help you a lot just to talk it out a little bit.0 -
You might just be my new hero.0
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I absolutely hate food bullies, don't judge me and I won't judge you. Now while I love the *****-slap idea it's probably not going to gain anything but you could visualize that every time she says something. Reach in the fridge and when you come out with whatever food smile big and bright at her and walk away, singing a favorite tune is a bonus.
You've only got a few more days for this visit and then you'll be free of judgement zone. It sounds to me like you're doing wonderful things for yourself so don't let them get you down.
Of course the last day you're there you could stock up the kitchen with horrible junk food items and giggle all the way back to school.
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This is also very important to remember. And even if it is only 11 days right now, if you will be living with and/or near these people in the future make sure your college education affords you the opportunity to relocate!On a high level, you only have so many options.
Generally speaking, I like to start with open communication. Discuss the situation with these people in an honest, non combative way. if that doesn't work, you can: A) figure out some way of dealing with the environment, or
remove yourself from it.
Alternatively, you can do nothing in stay miserable. As far as figuring out how to deal with the environment, sometimes I have to remind myself that emotionally disturbed people make all kinds of statements, but I don't have to listen to them. Their role in my life is irrelevant. Being family doesn't preclude someone from being ignored as a negative influence (after I've discussed the issue with them) in my book.0 -
Normally when it comes to siblings I stand by the "no, really, you're not too old for me to put you in a headlock, see?" approach, but since you say you are returning to college and she's just getting back from your jerk of a dad's house, I have to wonder how much of this is just her projecting her emotions. Perhaps your dad's family was horrible to her when she was there, and now she sees her ally about to leave her to deal with all this nonsense on her own, so she's taking it out on you. Basically, if she's horrible to you before you leave, she doesn't have to face the part of herself that is scared/anxious/going to miss you. Or she's just a jerk too, but I figured I'd try for a benefit of the doubt response.0
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Out-crazy the crazies.
Next time they say something, do something really obnoxious like shove a whole handful of noodles in your mouth and stare at them intensely.
yup.
go straight to def-con10 people tend to stop effing with you when you just jump straight to the wildly inappropriate. it's hysterical.
seriously- sometimes you just gotta go way over board- it's so awesome.get your food
wait for the proverbial comment
do the slow blink/look
take a big bite of said food
burst into song (beyonce works well)
or perhaps all about the bass
and twerk your way obscenely out of the kitchen singing loudly- don't let her say anything else- or stop for her to speak.
Oh please do this.
Seriously! This is my life's motto. A few years ago working in retail, I would get customers that would over-react over dumb stuff. I would double their over reaction by clearing a counter of clothes with one arm and breathing intensely. LOL they would just slowly walk out.0 -
You could also just keep a big jar of bacon grease in the fridge and when they policy your food, grab it and a spoon and offer them a bite.0
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IMHO, you have two choices... Talk to them about it or ignore it and hope it goes away. I personally prefer the first choice because I find that most people don't figure things out on their own so talking about it helps solve the problem.
I had to deal with food police my whole life. It's one thing when you're a child and don't have much of a choice but once you're an adult, you are allowed to make your own decisions. You don't have to be mean or violent, just talk to her.
Example: I made baked egg cups a couple weeks ago and Hubs thought that wasn't a very healthy choice.
Me: Oh really? What's not healthy about it?
Him: Greasy eggs and ham
Me: There's no grease. I used Pam on the muffin tin. The ham is lean and eggs are good for you.
Him: (silence)
Me: (*kitten* eating grin)
I like the idea of thanking her for her concern but add "I've lost 20 pounds already, I think I've got this figured out" and add a big smile then walk out.0 -
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I find biting sarcasm to be an effective response to passive aggressive *kitten* hats. "Thanks for your input, sis, I've always been impressed by your medical degree and love handles."0
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I find biting sarcasm to be an effective response to passive aggressive *kitten* hats. "Thanks for your input, sis, I've always been impressed by your medical degree and love handles."
Oh, snap!0 -
You've got some good advice already. But wanted to offer my sympathies anyway. My family has been very supportive of my weight loss. And has only been cautionary that I don't over do things and go the other way. But not to the point of anywhere near bullying. It must suck to have family members act like that towards you.0
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Honestly what I would do is once I leave in 11 days, I would never go back again. Those people have some serious issues!!0
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Step 1:
Eat Burger King onion rings. LOTS OF THEM.
Step 2:
Take an enormous steaming dump in her shoe, on her bed, whatever. Placement isn't really that big a deal.
Step 3:
When she nags you about eating, you will EASILY be able to smile and walk away. Repeat the above steps EVERY SINGLE TIME she has something to say. If you can't poop that much, grab some from a neighbors dog. Preferably a Great Dane.
Even the stupidest of animals eventually respond to negative consequences. Her bullying behavior will stop.
Step 4:
(While doing steps above... no need to wait!)
Take out a personal ad on Craig's List. Include your stepmom's real name and photo (maybe photoshop a good body on it), but your father's cell phone number. In the ad, use words like, "lonely" and "nympho". Don't forget to mention "REALLY enjoy the company of the neighbor's Great Dane."
If you do this, please let us know how it' turns out. I'll wait.0 -
Out-crazy the crazies.
Next time they say something, do something really obnoxious like shove a whole handful of noodles in your mouth and stare at them intensely.
yup.
go straight to def-con10 people tend to stop effing with you when you just jump straight to the wildly inappropriate. it's hysterical.
seriously- sometimes you just gotta go way over board- it's so awesome.get your food
wait for the proverbial comment
do the slow blink/look
take a big bite of said food
burst into song (beyonce works well)
or perhaps all about the bass
and twerk your way obscenely out of the kitchen singing loudly- don't let her say anything else- or stop for her to speak.
Oh please do this.
Seriously! This is my life's motto. A few years ago working in retail, I would get customers that would over-react over dumb stuff. I would double their over reaction by clearing a counter of clothes with one are and breathing intensely. LOL they would just slowly walk out.
LOL. I used to manage an educational supply store and a lot of teachers would come in during the back to school rush being totally CRAZY with their expectations and demands. They would seriously flip out, scream, cry, whatever. I would provide great customer service to them if it had ANYTHING to do with our store...but most times it didn't, and my favorite method of dealing with them was to ask if they were okay, if I needed to call someone, tell them I was super concerned about their emotional situation and health etc. They would usually calm their jets and act someone reasonable, or get so embarrassed they would leave.
I do something similar when a child is bugging me to an extreme in a store or restaurant and acting loco...I'll act all concerned and ask them if they know where their parents are or if they need help finding mommy. Usually their parents are nearby half-ignoring them and get really embarrassed.
Yeah it's passive aggressive, which I normally frown upon in other areas of life...but the looks on faces...so priceless!0 -
Do this:
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get your food
wait for the proverbial comment
do the slow blink/look
take a big bite of said food
burst into song (beyonce works well)
or perhaps all about the bass
and twerk your way obscenely out of the kitchen singing loudly- don't let her say anything else- or stop for her to speak.
then when you get to the door- stop look take another bite and just keep walking.
^ THIS!!!!!!0
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