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edited March 2 in Chit-Chat
My SO doesn't know it yet, but we are getting married. We have to. What's the best way of delivering the news?

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  • Posts: 3,982 Member
    Change your FB status.
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    Change your FB status.

    Good call. I was debating a text message, but that seems a little anti-social.
  • Posts: 1,682 Member
    with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.
  • Posts: 370 Member
    Beat him over the head with a club.
    Drag him back to your cave.


    Say "you mine".

    It worked with cavemen when they claimed wives, right?
    Why can't it work for modern women too?
  • Posts: 1,899 Member
    Via credit card (his) transaction of a dress/ring of your choice.
  • Posts: 6,129 Member
    a positive pregnancy test and a shotgun.
  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    My SO doesn't know it yet, but we are getting married. We have to. What's the best way of delivering the news?

    Tell him about the baby. - damnit. Brainy beat me to it.
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    a positive pregnancy test and a shotgun.

    I hear you can get both pretty easily on Craigslist.
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.

    *goes to defrost some steaks*
  • Posts: 7,166 Member
    A roofie, a trip to the court house, and a framed marriage certificate hanging in the living room.
  • Posts: 1,282 Member
    Meet him after work with a priest and two tickets to Hawaii.
  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    with a beer and huge steak. bj wouldn't hurt.

    How YOU Doin?
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  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    Beat him over the head with a club.
    Drag him back to your cave.


    Say "you mine".

    It worked with cavemen when they claimed wives, right?
    Why can't it work for modern women too?

    How hard do I have to hit?
  • Posts: 1,682 Member
    I have a positive pregnancy test I'll lend you. Come to think of it . . . I have a shotgun too.
  • Posts: 4,433 Member
    Let the cute guy in your profile pix tell him, who could resist that face?
  • Posts: 121 Member
    i'll just send him the link to this thread :)
  • Posts: 7,512 Member
    Roofie and a back alley mexican wedding
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    Let the cute guy in your profile pix tell him, who could resist that face?

    Why thank you :) It's his birthday :) Little nugget...
  • Posts: 7,512 Member
    A roofie, a trip to the court house, and a framed marriage certificate hanging in the living room.

    beat me to it
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    Roofie and a back alley mexican wedding

    But... I'm German.
  • Posts: 911 Member
    I mean....does he really need to know? He'll get in the way of planning anyways right?
    So just book it, and the morning of give him the tux and the address and get someone to drive him so he's not late.
  • Posts: 1,302 Member

    How hard do I have to hit?

    Just hard enough so that the internal bleeding kills him after you can get a power of attorney and make yourself primary beneficiary...
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    I mean....does he really need to know? He'll get in the way of planning anyways right?
    So just book it, and the morning of give him the tux and the address and get someone to drive him so he's not late.

    And just put the roofie in his beer?
  • Posts: 370 Member
    hard. he looks sturdy headed
    How hard do I have to hit?
  • Posts: 10,477 Member

    Just hard enough so that the internal bleeding kills him after you can get a power of attorney and make yourself primary beneficiary...

    No no no. He's no good to me dead. I need a live, fully functional, well ****, health insurance provider.
  • Posts: 357 Member
    A date the courthouse to get the licence?
  • Posts: 711 Member
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    ...and repeat!
  • Posts: 796 Member
    Why rush the news? 9 months from now is as good as day as any to break the news.
  • Posts: 4,317 Member
    Ask to borrow some money for bills. Buy yourself a ring, and send out engagement announcements to everyone, including his family. A woman did something similar on Catfish. It did not end well, but I have a good feeling about this one!
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