Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

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  • Strange_magic
    Strange_magic Posts: 370 Member
    "we'll see"

    man or woman it's an awful saying
  • bananafannah
    bananafannah Posts: 194 Member
    "Can you really afford that?"
    "Fine, do whatever you want."
    "No, I'm not upset. "
  • Tazzza
    Tazzza Posts: 11 Member
    Is it in?

    Worst response for that to say to a woman: "I don't know" ;)

    "It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

    Driving a bicycle into an airplane hanger...

    A wand in a wizards sleeve ????
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    "I never had to fake it with my other lovers..."
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Also..."Whatever."
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    "You're wrong according to a guy friend I have"
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  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"

    Your lady sounds like meatloaf.
  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
    I think the universal is "we need to talk" with the alternative "there's something I need to tell you"...I always scare my husband with those on purpose, then I blurt out something random, lol. He hates that.

    I think another bad one would be a reply to a post sex question..."did you enjoy that" (or any variation) with a reply of "yeah it was fine/ok" lol.
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
    LMAO to all!! I also think remaining silent is one of the worst things we can "say" :laugh:
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    "Well, you tried...."
  • UsernameisNick
    UsernameisNick Posts: 49
    "I borrowed your visa yesterday to go shopping with my girlfriends"

    *Cringe* :explode:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.
  • singing_firefighter
    singing_firefighter Posts: 87
    Is it in?? someone already beat me to it.....:cry:
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.

    Worst or Best? Have you seen those men dance on the Maury Show when they're told the baby isn't theirs? I saw one break out into the robot, the worm and some crazy ninja roll. Had to have been the happiest day of that man's life. I've seen lottery winners look downright sullen compared to some of these guys being told their wife/girlfriend/baby momma cheated on them.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.

    No it's not yours
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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Luke, I'm your sister.
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  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.

    No it's not yours
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    See what I'm saying? This guy's probably danced on Maury.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Let's just be friends.
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
    "I have an STD, you should probably get tested"
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"

    Your lady sounds like meatloaf.

    hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member


    There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
    tsk tsk tsk

    Mr Hanky. Just sayin.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I stick with, Honey we need to talk!!!. You know its not going to be good.

    Whats yours??

    It does not mean, sit down and talk... it means sit down and listen while I tell you all the ways you've been f*cking up lately.... LOL

    Truth. :smile:
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    That's it?!?
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
    "I have an STD, you should probably get tested"

    My favorite thing about this is it's gender neutral.
  • burningstorm
    burningstorm Posts: 79
    My penis was bigger than yours.
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"

    Your lady sounds like meatloaf.

    hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already

    And I'm just saying...she "...would do any thing for love, but she wont. do. that".
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    My penis was bigger than yours.

    Oh. Wait. This. You win.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    My penis was bigger than yours.

    Oh. Wait. This. You win.
    Agreed!! This takes the prize!!
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    It ain't gonna lick itself!

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