Skip to content
  • Register
    • We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

    Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

    13567

    Replies

    • Posts: 370 Member
      "we'll see"

      man or woman it's an awful saying
    • Posts: 194 Member
      "Can you really afford that?"
      "Fine, do whatever you want."
      "No, I'm not upset. "
    • Posts: 11 Member
      show previous quotes

      Driving a bicycle into an airplane hanger...

      A wand in a wizards sleeve ????
    • Posts: 3,639 Member
      "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"
    • Posts: 947 Member
      "I never had to fake it with my other lovers..."
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      Also..."Whatever."
    • Posts: 711 Member
      "You're wrong according to a guy friend I have"
      gtfo-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-428.gif
    • Posts: 218 Member
      "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"

      Your lady sounds like meatloaf.
    • Posts: 540 Member
      I think the universal is "we need to talk" with the alternative "there's something I need to tell you"...I always scare my husband with those on purpose, then I blurt out something random, lol. He hates that.

      I think another bad one would be a reply to a post sex question..."did you enjoy that" (or any variation) with a reply of "yeah it was fine/ok" lol.
    • Posts: 911 Member
      LMAO to all!! I also think remaining silent is one of the worst things we can "say" :laugh:
    • Posts: 591
      "Well, you tried...."
    • Posts: 49
      "I borrowed your visa yesterday to go shopping with my girlfriends"

      *Cringe* :explode:
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.
    • Posts: 87
      Is it in?? someone already beat me to it.....:cry:
    • Posts: 218 Member
      Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.

      Worst or Best? Have you seen those men dance on the Maury Show when they're told the baby isn't theirs? I saw one break out into the robot, the worm and some crazy ninja roll. Had to have been the happiest day of that man's life. I've seen lottery winners look downright sullen compared to some of these guys being told their wife/girlfriend/baby momma cheated on them.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.

      No it's not yours
      02.jpg
    • Posts: 1,794 Member
      Luke, I'm your sister.
      Deathstar.gif
    • Posts: 218 Member
      show previous quotes

      No it's not yours
      02.jpg

      See what I'm saying? This guy's probably danced on Maury.
    • Posts: 6,990 Member
      Let's just be friends.
    • Posts: 116 Member
      "I have an STD, you should probably get tested"
    • Posts: 3,639 Member
      show previous quotes

      Your lady sounds like meatloaf.

      hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already
    • Posts: 6,990 Member


      There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
      tsk tsk tsk

      Mr Hanky. Just sayin.
    • Posts: 6,990 Member
      show previous quotes

      It does not mean, sit down and talk... it means sit down and listen while I tell you all the ways you've been f*cking up lately.... LOL

      Truth. :smile:
    • Posts: 831 Member
      That's it?!?
    • Posts: 116 Member
      "I have an STD, you should probably get tested"

      My favorite thing about this is it's gender neutral.
    • Posts: 79
      My penis was bigger than yours.
    • Posts: 218 Member
      show previous quotes

      hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already

      And I'm just saying...she "...would do any thing for love, but she wont. do. that".
    • Posts: 218 Member
      My penis was bigger than yours.

      Oh. Wait. This. You win.
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      show previous quotes

      Oh. Wait. This. You win.
      Agreed!! This takes the prize!!
    • Posts: 1,634 Member
      It ain't gonna lick itself!
    This discussion has been closed.

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Quick Links

    Categories