Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

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  • Lesa_Sass
    Lesa_Sass Posts: 2,213 Member
    My penis was bigger than yours.

    Oh. Wait. This. You win.

    Bwhahahahah. Yep, this is the winner.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
    I do.... LOL :wink:
  • CanaryNoire
    CanaryNoire Posts: 47 Member
    My penis was bigger than yours.


    Winner!
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    It ain't gonna lick itself!

    we're talking about the "worst" things here. The best things thread is yet to be created so hold on to that:wink:
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
    "Are you as insecure about your penis as this thread would assume you must be? I mean, even if you have an average or above average penis, maybe you don't know that because you've only seen other penises in p*rn and so have an unrealistic idea of what a normal penis looks like, I can assure you that I've probably seen smaller and don't really care, but more than likely society and other people's opinions have completely ruined your self esteem about this and I can only hope you don't think the entire sexual process revolves around your D."
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    "so I was reading this article in cosmo today..."
  • missjanetleigh
    missjanetleigh Posts: 149 Member
    From my husband it would be when I say "Can I ask you a question"?????? lol He tenses up and reluctantly say's yes.....
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
    "I'm leaving you for another woman....your mother."
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    All very excellent responses. Love them!
  • Cheekies_
    Cheekies_ Posts: 319 Member
    It ain't gonna lick itself!

    we're talking about the "worst" things here. The best things thread is yet to be created so hold on to that:wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Cute....
  • moijo6
    moijo6 Posts: 121
    My penis was bigger than yours.

    :laugh: :laugh: hahaha that totaly cracked me up !:bigsmile:
  • JG762
    JG762 Posts: 571 Member
    When you're inside of me I feel nothing...
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    You probably want to get that checked out...
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    The worst thing a woman I love could say to me has nothing to do with me, but would have something to do with her. If she were seriously ill, or worse it would devastate me much more than anything to do with my member.

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  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    My mother said................! Anything in the blank is usually a crock of ****.
  • BillRicks1
    BillRicks1 Posts: 473 Member
    My wife actually asks me this

    "Am I as fat as her?"


    :\ IT's a Trap!

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  • Cheekies_
    Cheekies_ Posts: 319 Member
    The worst thing a woman I love could say to me has nothing to do with me, but would have something to do with her. If she were seriously ill, or worse it would devastate me much more than anything to do with my member.

    You're sweet
  • JG762
    JG762 Posts: 571 Member
    The worst thing a woman I love could say to me has nothing to do with me, but would have something to do with her. If she were seriously ill, or worse it would devastate me much more than anything to do with my member.

    You're sweet
    "Aww, you're sweet"

    Trust me ladies, no guy wants to be known as "sweet".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    Or if you are in a serious relationship turn to you and say they changed their mind on one of the big deal-breakers

    Sexual Orientation
    Religion
    Children

    With potential for:
    Politics/Idealism
  • Cheekies_
    Cheekies_ Posts: 319 Member
    The worst thing a woman I love could say to me has nothing to do with me, but would have something to do with her. If she were seriously ill, or worse it would devastate me much more than anything to do with my member.

    You're sweet
    "Aww, you're sweet"

    Trust me ladies, no guy wants to be known as "sweet".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Women sleep with sweet, baby. :wink:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I would think telling them that my ex was a better lover would probably be a big blow to the ego.
  • 17ChargerGirl17
    17ChargerGirl17 Posts: 441
    The worst thing a woman I love could say to me has nothing to do with me, but would have something to do with her. If she were seriously ill, or worse it would devastate me much more than anything to do with my member.

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    I was thinking about this myself!! Good answer
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
    "I faked all my orgasms."
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "I faked all my orgasms."

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  • xoxo_elizabeth_
    xoxo_elizabeth_ Posts: 57
    maybe... "my ex has a bigger penis"
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    Marry me or else...
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    "You let yourself go, and I am not attracted to you anymore. But I still love you."
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    My mother is moving in for just a little while.
  • cronly
    cronly Posts: 307 Member
    I blocked all the sports networks from all the electronics
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Point and giggle.

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