An Embarrassing Secret...

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  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    I used to be a chronic nailbiter from ~7 until 30.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.

    The first time I ever farted in front of my husband, I farted ON him. In my sleep. So loudly that my brother in law in the living room, through TWO closed doors heard it.

    I used to be in a relationship with a guy who would fart so loud he would wake his own self up, and then jump out of bed on alert like there was gunfire to shoot back at. Thank GOD I'm not with that guy anymore. Gave new meaning to the cliché "Scared of your own shadow."
  • Angimom
    Angimom Posts: 1,463 Member
    bump
  • allstatemom
    allstatemom Posts: 183 Member
    I am afraid my car will explode when I drive over a cigarette butt that has been thrown out from the car in front of me. :explode:
  • mallorytravels
    mallorytravels Posts: 86 Member
    I talk to myself - all the time!
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
    Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.

    The first time I ever farted in front of my husband, I farted ON him. In my sleep. So loudly that my brother in law in the living room, through TWO closed doors heard it.

    I used to be in a relationship with a guy who would fart so loud he would wake his own self up, and then jump out of bed on alert like there was gunfire to shoot back at. Thank GOD I'm not with that guy anymore. Gave new meaning to the cliché "Scared of your own shadow."

    That's hilarious. Or would be the first or second time.
  • Miss_1999
    Miss_1999 Posts: 747 Member
    I peed my pants the first time I experienced an earthquake. The one on October 17, 1989 in San Francisco. Oh and I was 8 months pregnant at the time.

    Girl, for real, I've gotta know, is that the only time in your entire pregnancy that you pissed your pants? If so, I'm seriously envious. And no, I'm not being sarcastic. Sorry about the earthquake, that one was a doozie. I remember seeing that on the tv, yeah, I would've been terrified, there's like ZERO shame in this. None.
  • Miss_1999
    Miss_1999 Posts: 747 Member
    I still can't swim.

    My virginity remained intact until I was 24.

    Same here on the swimming…
    As for the other… STILL intact! :blushing: :sad:

    It's absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed of, but I would most definitely encourage you both to learn how to swim. There's no shame in not knowing how to do something! You never know when having this skill may very well save your life, it's just a good thing to know.

    And there is absolutely NO shame in being a virgin. None, whether it be by choice (moral/religious convictions), waiting for the right person, or the opportunity just never presented itself, there's nothing wrong with this. Don't be ashamed! So many young men and women rush into having relations they aren't ready for because things are glamorized, they feel pressured to peers, or they think they're in love and ready, and it really leaves them messed up (I know all about that one). The best things in life are worth waiting for- it's better to wait than to have regrets. *hugs*
  • Froody2
    Froody2 Posts: 338 Member
    I'm an ICU nurse and on night shifts when I have a patient in a single room I'll close the door and let one rip. It's the perfect crime, the patient's asleep and no-one can hear.

    On a related note, I hold the record in our house for the worst fart ever smelt. It still makes me laugh when I think about my husband's head turning towards me, eyes front and with absolutely no expression on his face :laugh:
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    I'm an ICU nurse and on night shifts when I have a patient in a single room I'll close the door and let one rip. It's the perfect crime, the patient's asleep and no-one can hear.

    On a related note, I hold the record in our house for the worst fart ever smelt. It still makes me laugh when I think about my husband's head turning towards me, eyes front and with absolutely no expression on his face :laugh:

    I think I :heart: you
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    I'd never tried rice until 6 months ago, how did I managed 33 years without it
    For me it was cauliflower. Now I eat it all the time!
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.

    I'm sorry but we will require a video of this. Thank you.
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    I have three whole drawers of socks.

    PS: to the stinky farter--how do your farts compare to cat farts? I've never smelled anything worse than a cat fart.
  • devotedhufflepuff
    devotedhufflepuff Posts: 29
    I haven't had sex or even kissed anyone since my divorce. In 2009.
  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
    lets see... I voted for Obama..twice :noway:

    I'm terrified of moths

    and the biggest one hmmm

    I'm highly lactose intolerant and one time (not as a child mind you) I had a fancy coffee drink and was walking home only to realize I was wasn't going to make it in time and I **** my pants and we're talking like a massive volcano type explosion. I thought I was going to die because my husband was with me. :embarassed: :indifferent:
  • EmotionalEater84
    EmotionalEater84 Posts: 311 Member
    Can't whistle to save my life :(
  • emailme178
    emailme178 Posts: 557 Member
    -I am addicted to games on my iPad. I have 10 of them I play on a regular basis, going from one to another.
    -When I go to a public place, for some reason I always have to poop. It hits me out of nowhere. I don't have stage fright using public restrooms
    -I worry about things I cannot change or have control over over.

    lol i too must poop as soon as in public... especially shopping... i think ive gone #2 in every store bathroom in a 200 mile radius of where i live sadly.... maybe shopping gets me too excited and worked up lol!
  • soechsner09
    soechsner09 Posts: 119 Member
    I'm not particularly embarrassed by this because all my friends and family know about this ... but when I was 3 my Godmother gave me an Alley Kat. I named him Cat, and my brother gave him a voice and personality ... he still lives. I'm now 30 and my brother is 33 and Cat is still around. He's missing an eye, we've re-stuffed him, and he's had "surgery" more times than we can count (meaning Gran patched him up). He comes out when we're both home, and is even included in Christmas morning festivities. :)
  • StubT
    StubT Posts: 2
    At age 20, I had a dorm room that was over the lobby/front sidewalk of a very busy co-ed Navy dorm. I grew up with curtains, had NO CLUE how blinds worked. So, I closed the blinds in my room and walked around naked, at night with the lights on. I sat down by the window and looked down through the cracks in the blinds to see a whole bunch of guys staring up at my room. Only gradually did I realize that if I could see THEM, they could see me. I leaped up and turned the lights off before sinking back into my chair, too embarrassed to even think about it. For years. However, I have never forgotten which way to turn the blinds from then on!
  • traceywoody
    traceywoody Posts: 233 Member
    I am nearly 49 and I still have my teddy bear that I got when I was 1. How does one give up their best friend?
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I consider myself a pretty good cook but I have never even touched a raw chicken with bones in it. Ever.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    I have a small square pillow that I sleep with, pressed against my chest with my arms crossed. May not be weird but I call it Mister Tiny. My ex boyfriend was very confused when I nudged him awake seeking g Mister Tiny... he may have been slightly offended until I explained. We're still friends and he still gives me *kitten* about that misunderstanding :->
  • LeatherLoveandLace
    LeatherLoveandLace Posts: 25
    I'm scared I'm going to be alone forever..
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    I actually like pitch perfect
  • badbradley
    badbradley Posts: 38 Member
    Puppets of any kind freak me out Especially the large marionettes. Those things are creepy.
    Large groupings of stuffed animals or dolls are disconcerting. They stare at me, unblinking, with their dead, cold eyes......
  • BekaBooluvsu
    BekaBooluvsu Posts: 470 Member
    Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.

    I do the same thing :O
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I'm scared I'm going to be alone forever..
    You are way too attractive to worry about that.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    I consider myself a pretty good cook but I have never even touched a raw chicken with bones in it. Ever.

    I've handled bone in chicken a few times, but the last time I refused. I can't do bones. And I can't eat bone in anything, either.
  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    I get choked up any time I hear Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"

    I still sleep with 2 of my baby blankets, called "Big" and "Little". If I travel, I take Little because I don't want to risk losing Big... and I secretly feel bad for Little that he is the expendable one...

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