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An Embarrassing Secret...

Chalk_Slinger

Share something that might be a tad embarrassing for you. For instance, I am 44 yet have boxers with the minions from DESPICABLE ME as well as another pair with the NINJA TURTLES on them. No judgements please. Ha

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SonicDeathMonkey80

I used to be a chronic nailbiter from ~7 until 30.

MyChocolateDiet

One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.

The first time I ever farted in front of my husband, I farted ON him. In my sleep. So loudly that my brother in law in the living room, through TWO closed doors heard it.

I used to be in a relationship with a guy who would fart so loud he would wake his own self up, and then jump out of bed on alert like there was gunfire to shoot back at. Thank GOD I'm not with that guy anymore. Gave new meaning to the cliché "Scared of your own shadow."

Angimom

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allstatemom

I am afraid my car will explode when I drive over a cigarette butt that has been thrown out from the car in front of me. :explode:

mallorytravels

I talk to myself - all the time!

Nurse_Christy

Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.

TheVirgoddess

One time I farted in my sleep. It was loud enough to wake my guy... and he thought it was someone breaking in to our place. Fml.

The first time I ever farted in front of my husband, I farted ON him. In my sleep. So loudly that my brother in law in the living room, through TWO closed doors heard it.

I used to be in a relationship with a guy who would fart so loud he would wake his own self up, and then jump out of bed on alert like there was gunfire to shoot back at. Thank GOD I'm not with that guy anymore. Gave new meaning to the cliché "Scared of your own shadow."

That's hilarious. Or would be the first or second time.

Miss_1999

I peed my pants the first time I experienced an earthquake. The one on October 17, 1989 in San Francisco. Oh and I was 8 months pregnant at the time.

Girl, for real, I've gotta know, is that the only time in your entire pregnancy that you pissed your pants? If so, I'm seriously envious. And no, I'm not being sarcastic. Sorry about the earthquake, that one was a doozie. I remember seeing that on the tv, yeah, I would've been terrified, there's like ZERO shame in this. None.

Miss_1999

I still can't swim.

My virginity remained intact until I was 24.

Same here on the swimming…
As for the other… STILL intact! :blushing: :sad:

It's absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed of, but I would most definitely encourage you both to learn how to swim. There's no shame in not knowing how to do something! You never know when having this skill may very well save your life, it's just a good thing to know.

And there is absolutely NO shame in being a virgin. None, whether it be by choice (moral/religious convictions), waiting for the right person, or the opportunity just never presented itself, there's nothing wrong with this. Don't be ashamed! So many young men and women rush into having relations they aren't ready for because things are glamorized, they feel pressured to peers, or they think they're in love and ready, and it really leaves them messed up (I know all about that one). The best things in life are worth waiting for- it's better to wait than to have regrets. *hugs*

Froody2

I'm an ICU nurse and on night shifts when I have a patient in a single room I'll close the door and let one rip. It's the perfect crime, the patient's asleep and no-one can hear.

On a related note, I hold the record in our house for the worst fart ever smelt. It still makes me laugh when I think about my husband's head turning towards me, eyes front and with absolutely no expression on his face :laugh:

TheVirgoddess

I'm an ICU nurse and on night shifts when I have a patient in a single room I'll close the door and let one rip. It's the perfect crime, the patient's asleep and no-one can hear.

On a related note, I hold the record in our house for the worst fart ever smelt. It still makes me laugh when I think about my husband's head turning towards me, eyes front and with absolutely no expression on his face :laugh:

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BekaBooluvsu

I'd never tried rice until 6 months ago, how did I managed 33 years without it

For me it was cauliflower. Now I eat it all the time!

territhefrog

Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.

I'm sorry but we will require a video of this. Thank you.

LAT1963

I have three whole drawers of socks.

PS: to the stinky farter--how do your farts compare to cat farts? I've never smelled anything worse than a cat fart.

devotedhufflepuff

I haven't had sex or even kissed anyone since my divorce. In 2009.

FaylinaMeir

lets see... I voted for Obama..twice :noway:

I'm terrified of moths

and the biggest one hmmm

I'm highly lactose intolerant and one time (not as a child mind you) I had a fancy coffee drink and was walking home only to realize I was wasn't going to make it in time and I **** my pants and we're talking like a massive volcano type explosion. I thought I was going to die because my husband was with me. :embarassed: :indifferent:

EmotionalEater84

Can't whistle to save my life

emailme178

-I am addicted to games on my iPad. I have 10 of them I play on a regular basis, going from one to another.
-When I go to a public place, for some reason I always have to poop. It hits me out of nowhere. I don't have stage fright using public restrooms
-I worry about things I cannot change or have control over over.

lol i too must poop as soon as in public... especially shopping... i think ive gone #2 in every store bathroom in a 200 mile radius of where i live sadly.... maybe shopping gets me too excited and worked up lol!

soechsner09

I'm not particularly embarrassed by this because all my friends and family know about this ... but when I was 3 my Godmother gave me an Alley Kat. I named him Cat, and my brother gave him a voice and personality ... he still lives. I'm now 30 and my brother is 33 and Cat is still around. He's missing an eye, we've re-stuffed him, and he's had "surgery" more times than we can count (meaning Gran patched him up). He comes out when we're both home, and is even included in Christmas morning festivities.

StubT

At age 20, I had a dorm room that was over the lobby/front sidewalk of a very busy co-ed Navy dorm. I grew up with curtains, had NO CLUE how blinds worked. So, I closed the blinds in my room and walked around naked, at night with the lights on. I sat down by the window and looked down through the cracks in the blinds to see a whole bunch of guys staring up at my room. Only gradually did I realize that if I could see THEM, they could see me. I leaped up and turned the lights off before sinking back into my chair, too embarrassed to even think about it. For years. However, I have never forgotten which way to turn the blinds from then on!

traceywoody

I am nearly 49 and I still have my teddy bear that I got when I was 1. How does one give up their best friend?

seltzermint555

I consider myself a pretty good cook but I have never even touched a raw chicken with bones in it. Ever.

Diary_Queen

I have a small square pillow that I sleep with, pressed against my chest with my arms crossed. May not be weird but I call it Mister Tiny. My ex boyfriend was very confused when I nudged him awake seeking g Mister Tiny... he may have been slightly offended until I explained. We're still friends and he still gives me *kitten* about that misunderstanding :->

LeatherLoveandLace

I'm scared I'm going to be alone forever..

j4nash

I actually like pitch perfect

badbradley

Puppets of any kind freak me out Especially the large marionettes. Those things are creepy.
Large groupings of stuffed animals or dolls are disconcerting. They stare at me, unblinking, with their dead, cold eyes......

BekaBooluvsu

Apparently I talk in my sleep in great detail. Especially during sexy dreams.

I do the same thing :O

Begood03

I'm scared I'm going to be alone forever..

You are way too attractive to worry about that.

TheVirgoddess

I consider myself a pretty good cook but I have never even touched a raw chicken with bones in it. Ever.

I've handled bone in chicken a few times, but the last time I refused. I can't do bones. And I can't eat bone in anything, either.

AwMyLoLo

I get choked up any time I hear Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"

I still sleep with 2 of my baby blankets, called "Big" and "Little". If I travel, I take Little because I don't want to risk losing Big... and I secretly feel bad for Little that he is the expendable one...