Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

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  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    " Are you done yet? Judge Judy is coming on."
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    How much is your insurance policy worth?
  • NoMoreBlameGame
    NoMoreBlameGame Posts: 236 Member
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    How much is your insurance policy worth?

    bahahahaha...I like this one the best, so far.:laugh: :laugh:
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    Yes I'm pregnant. No it's not yours.

    Worst or Best? Have you seen those men dance on the Maury Show when they're told the baby isn't theirs? I saw one break out into the robot, the worm and some crazy ninja roll. Had to have been the happiest day of that man's life. I've seen lottery winners look downright sullen compared to some of these guys being told their wife/girlfriend/baby momma cheated on them.
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    Because no guy wants to have to support some other guy's *kitten*.]
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
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    Is it in?

    Worst response for that to say to a woman: "I don't know" ;)

    "It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

    Driving a bicycle into an airplane hanger...

    *snort* I haven't heard that one - good one. :)

    My personal favourite

    "It's like waving your arm in a warm room"

    This round goes to adowe...

    "it's like yodeling in a canyon"
    like a baseball bat in a garbage can
  • GothyFaery
    GothyFaery Posts: 762 Member
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    not now i have a "headache"

    FYI not a good excuse. Drs in the old days used to "work" women to treat all kinds of things including headaches. That's why they invented the vibrator. The docs hand would get tired after a while. Look it up, it's all true!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    not now i have a "headache"

    FYI not a good excuse. Drs in the old days used to "work" women to treat all kinds of things including headaches. That's why they invented the vibrator. The docs hand would get tired after a while. Look it up, it's all true!

    Yeah, we also know the cure for a headache in our relationship. :wink:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    Is it in?

    You beat me to it lol
    That's what she said!

    ...to somebody else
    ...that wasn't me.
    ...yeah, that's it....
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    "Guess what?! We just got an all-expenses paid trip to NYC!" "...because we've been booked on [Maury | Jerry]..."
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
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    That was fine, honey. Can you pass me my vibrator please?
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,527 Member
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    That was fine, honey. Can you pass me my vibrator please?

    Ouch, that's a blow to the ego!
  • STrooper
    STrooper Posts: 659 Member
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    "I've met somebody..."

    An alternative is, at that critical climatic moment rather than an "OH, GOD!"moment, she calls out someone else's name. Is it worse that she calls out a woman's name?
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    i have lots of guy friends.
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
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    women say the darnest things
  • Lottiotta
    Lottiotta Posts: 162 Member
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    "No"

    That's a bit...rapey, yes?

    Yeah, glad somebody said it. *shudder*
  • Marbella29660
    Marbella29660 Posts: 71 Member
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    So like..... I've two kids from, two different men blah blah blah....
  • Return_of_the_Big_Mac
    Return_of_the_Big_Mac Posts: 474 Member
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    "No"

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  • _dancefloordevil_
    _dancefloordevil_ Posts: 58 Member
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    Ahhh.... It's okay, size doesn't matter
  • boxfitliftmo
    boxfitliftmo Posts: 261
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    Silence...

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