Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    "So....I had a nice long chat with your wife today."


    ^^^ This.


    "I don't really like bending over for that."
  • mopar_lover
    mopar_lover Posts: 198
    NO!!! (applicable to any circumstance)
  • Tao56
    Tao56 Posts: 123 Member
    I accidently put petrol in your diesel tank x
  • TheNewPriceIsLoading
    TheNewPriceIsLoading Posts: 2,135 Member
    Where are you going?
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    What?! That's it??
  • Tao56
    Tao56 Posts: 123 Member
    It's not you, it's me x
  • bariatricbarbie1
    bariatricbarbie1 Posts: 39
    Sorry but the Falcons are playing
  • Neeka_
    Neeka_ Posts: 42 Member
    "I picked up these wedding magazines, which dress do you think I should wear for our wedding, what do you think our kids will look like? Gosh I can't believe I was so lucky to have met you yesterday!"

    Don't know if that is the worst or just insane
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    You cannot afford to date me.
  • theonepercentile
    theonepercentile Posts: 35
    I boinkd ted
  • wuggums47
    wuggums47 Posts: 25 Member
    You're all wrong, the worst thing a woman can say to a man is "I'm sorry I won't be able to make your death quicker".
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    "I'm fine!" - she really isn't!
    "No, it's alright!" - probably wise to stop doing whatever it is you were about to do.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    You cannot afford to date me.

    I wish they'd just say that at the start. "Thanks for the warning. Bye!"
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Honey, remember that sore I was telling you about?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Oopsie...guess who'se gonna be a daddy...?!

    :bigsmile:
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    you done?
  • Screwedntattooed
    Screwedntattooed Posts: 238 Member
    you have a small smelly peen
  • Myrtlemama4
    Myrtlemama4 Posts: 92 Member
    I've had better.
  • FemWeight
    FemWeight Posts: 96
    "I picked up these wedding magazines, which dress do you think I should wear for our wedding, what do you think our kids will look like? Gosh I can't believe I was so lucky to have met you yesterday!"

    Don't know if that is the worst or just insane

    lol a little of both? :laugh: :huh:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.

    And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die... you die.

    I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.

    I have this gun. Sometimes I think about using it. I'd better go now. I might put bullets in it.









    (stephen king - someone who had a lot more imagination as to think "is it in yet?" is the worst thing a woman could say to a man....)


    ETA: actually, it's not so much about *what* was said, more about how bat excrement murderously crazy the person saying it is....
  • 1HappyRedhead
    1HappyRedhead Posts: 413 Member
    I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.

    And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die... you die.

    I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.

    I have this gun. Sometimes I think about using it. I'd better go now. I might put bullets in it.

    BWAAHAAAHAA
  • Canwehugnow
    Canwehugnow Posts: 218 Member
    You're so emotional.
  • JTPug1980
    JTPug1980 Posts: 85 Member
    " I burned all your S*^% while you were out...... 1/2 hour later..... I love you we were ment to be together. Shreek! Shreek! Sheeek!

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