Why did you dump the person above you?

Because I said that Mariah looked cuter in her bikini... :noway:

I switched out her closet so we could match each other every day.

She didn't like that.

He said he didn't like bacon

She had a pet pig named bacon

Because It's my Birthday and I wanted everything he couldn't afford to buy me!

Because he wouldn't stop talking about his granddaughters

Because his muscles took all of the blankets at night!

Because she apparently dumped herself...

He's always laugh uncontrollably when I'd rub my beard on him!

She was too young for me