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      does anyone else get the urge to wash a dirty truck while eating a burger?

      i don't. but i would do a lot of things if i get to eat a burger while doing them.
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      But....I....how....I'm confused by the logistics.....

      There's this protected area that separates the jewels from the exit.
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      Yay! It's Friday! :bigsmile:
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      Why does my dog randomly stop during his walks to hump the air?
    • Posts: 3,116 Member
      Why does my dog randomly stop during his walks to hump the air?

      ha! I had a weenie dog that would do this when you made his squeaky toy squeak. I guess the sound got him in the mood.
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      ha! I had a weenie dog that would do this when you made his squeaky toy squeak. I guess the sound got him in the mood.

      Yeah, he's a weird one. Just out of the blue will start humping nothing. He tends to get really frisky when he's outside in the winter. Must be the snow.
    • Posts: 132 Member
      A day without light is like a night....
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      I'm a rambler. I sometimes talk until even I can tell I'm babbling nonesense. My husband is a rambler too. So our children are all going to be single level homes.
    • Posts: 1,684 Member
      i find it weird that i would never know what i look like if it weren't for cameras or mirrors

      WOW.. DEEP
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      WOW.. DEEP
      or water...also can be deep
    • Posts: 4,064 Member
      I have cramps today. I may end up killing someone.
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      Pollen is mother nature's way of raping our noses.
    • Posts: 3,116 Member
      I might have to see my stepsons' mom today. It probably won't go well.
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      Who stole my statue?
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      I still don't get it....

      Anyway, I hope the MD decides to shut the office at 5 today.

      Also, I hate Citrix.
    • Posts: 4,064 Member
      Why must people check their voicemail on speakerphone? I don't need to know who called you.
    • Posts: 3,944 Member
      Also, I hate Citrix.

      QFT!!!
    • Posts: 132 Member
      They seriously couldn't find anyone better to play Javert in the movie adaptation of Les Miserables?
    • Posts: 142 Member
      this woman at work said something yesterday that people found funny. since then, i have heard her repeat it to different people a gajillion times. get all the mileage you can, i guess.
      How about the people who hear you say something funny and then repeat it to others like it was their joke and in front of you?
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      Actually, my coworkers put pepper spray in their chili


      Random thought: you ever wonder how many bugs you've swallowed by accident?

      Yes. Every time I run. I lose count of how many times I am gagged by frickin gnats. And I do wonder whether or not I should track them. :smile:
    • Posts: 7,041 Member
      If you are "happy and you know it" can't you just smile or something? Your noisiness and excessive celebration are making other people unhappy. Or at the least disgruntled. Sociopath.
    • Posts: 3,116 Member
      My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.
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      I feel bad for my peanut, he was a salted.
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      My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.

      Sorry, I blew the bell curve (shrug)
    • Posts: 132 Member
      I feel bad for my peanut, he was a salted.

      I bet it is emotionally raw
    • Posts: 372 Member
      I am going to the symphony tonight and since I have lost weight I have NOTHING GOOD to wear!!!! :noway: :sad:
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      AND I have this zit on my left temple that is just annoying and I keep picking at it!!!! :explode:
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      Sorry, I blew the bell curve (shrug)

      I find it interesting. He's taking psychology in college and his professor was sharing a study between gamers and non gamers. Their reaction times, vision, etc. The study was done with gamers who only play first person shooter games. The gamers had better vision and reaction times.
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