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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    does anyone else get the urge to wash a dirty truck while eating a burger?

    i don't. but i would do a lot of things if i get to eat a burger while doing them.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    When guys poop, do they have to hold onto their crown jewels, to stop them....getting in the way??

    no

    But....I....how....I'm confused by the logistics.....

    There's this protected area that separates the jewels from the exit.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Yay! It's Friday! :bigsmile:
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Why does my dog randomly stop during his walks to hump the air?
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    Why does my dog randomly stop during his walks to hump the air?

    ha! I had a weenie dog that would do this when you made his squeaky toy squeak. I guess the sound got him in the mood.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Why does my dog randomly stop during his walks to hump the air?

    ha! I had a weenie dog that would do this when you made his squeaky toy squeak. I guess the sound got him in the mood.

    Yeah, he's a weird one. Just out of the blue will start humping nothing. He tends to get really frisky when he's outside in the winter. Must be the snow.
  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
    A day without light is like a night....
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    I'm a rambler. I sometimes talk until even I can tell I'm babbling nonesense. My husband is a rambler too. So our children are all going to be single level homes.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    i find it weird that i would never know what i look like if it weren't for cameras or mirrors

    WOW.. DEEP
  • free1220
    free1220 Posts: 416 Member
    i find it weird that i would never know what i look like if it weren't for cameras or mirrors

    WOW.. DEEP
    or water...also can be deep
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I have cramps today. I may end up killing someone.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Pollen is mother nature's way of raping our noses.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I might have to see my stepsons' mom today. It probably won't go well.
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    Who stole my statue?
  • euronorris
    euronorris Posts: 211 Member
    I still don't get it....

    Anyway, I hope the MD decides to shut the office at 5 today.

    Also, I hate Citrix.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Why must people check their voicemail on speakerphone? I don't need to know who called you.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Also, I hate Citrix.

    QFT!!!
  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
    They seriously couldn't find anyone better to play Javert in the movie adaptation of Les Miserables?
  • xMermaidx
    xMermaidx Posts: 142 Member
    this woman at work said something yesterday that people found funny. since then, i have heard her repeat it to different people a gajillion times. get all the mileage you can, i guess.
    How about the people who hear you say something funny and then repeat it to others like it was their joke and in front of you?
  • baconslave
    baconslave Posts: 7,018 Member
    any time someone brings up pepper spray, i wonder if i can use it as a condiment.

    probably not.

    or could i?

    Actually, my coworkers put pepper spray in their chili


    Random thought: you ever wonder how many bugs you've swallowed by accident?

    Yes. Every time I run. I lose count of how many times I am gagged by frickin gnats. And I do wonder whether or not I should track them. :smile:
  • baconslave
    baconslave Posts: 7,018 Member
    If you are "happy and you know it" can't you just smile or something? Your noisiness and excessive celebration are making other people unhappy. Or at the least disgruntled. Sociopath.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.
  • JustFindingMe
    JustFindingMe Posts: 390 Member
    I feel bad for my peanut, he was a salted.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.

    Sorry, I blew the bell curve (shrug)
  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
    I feel bad for my peanut, he was a salted.

    I bet it is emotionally raw
  • waltcote
    waltcote Posts: 372 Member
    I am going to the symphony tonight and since I have lost weight I have NOTHING GOOD to wear!!!! :noway: :sad:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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  • waltcote
    waltcote Posts: 372 Member
    AND I have this zit on my left temple that is just annoying and I keep picking at it!!!! :explode:
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    My son just informed me that the average age of video gamers is 33.

    Sorry, I blew the bell curve (shrug)

    I find it interesting. He's taking psychology in college and his professor was sharing a study between gamers and non gamers. Their reaction times, vision, etc. The study was done with gamers who only play first person shooter games. The gamers had better vision and reaction times.

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