Why Men with Big Bellies Might Make Better Lovers

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GuitarJerry
GuitarJerry Posts: 6,102 Member
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Guess I may have to ditch calorie counting and exercise. I'm just gonna eat potato chips and ice cream and drink a 12 pack of bud ever day.

Ya know, 'cause science...

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    In...for entertainment.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    If you have a quality tool, you should build a shed over it.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,874 Member
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    If you have a quality tool, you should build a shed over it.

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  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
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    If you have a quality tool, you should build a shed over it.

    Damn! You beat me to it!
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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    Hmmmmmm :ohwell:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.
  • wannaBrunnner81
    wannaBrunnner81 Posts: 107 Member
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    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Im SOL then .......
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
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    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Money makes men attractive. Woman flock to rich guys, but yes that doesn't mean they are a better lover.

    On another note a good friend of mine told me his wife was complaining that when he is on top of her his big gut was always pushing in to her as much as his xx. She told him to lose weight or he was going to lose out. He is on a diet now. :bigsmile:
  • paygep
    paygep Posts: 401 Member
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    I feel sad for all the ladies only getting 2 minutes of action...
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
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    Pulling up my beach chair and popcorn....
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Money makes men attractive. Woman flock to rich guys, but yes that doesn't mean they are a better lover.


    They flock to the rich men so they can spend on their money and sleep with the pool boy
  • givemewillpower
    givemewillpower Posts: 17
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    They consider 7 minutes long? In what world???
  • MississippiMama87
    MississippiMama87 Posts: 204 Member
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    :laugh: Love this!! :laugh:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    cause they probably sit on their *kitten* during the whole day which probably means they have a good paying job which means they have $$$$

    so money makes someone a better lover?

    that does not bode well for me.

    Money makes men attractive. Woman flock to rich guys, but yes that doesn't mean they are a better lover.

    On another note a good friend of mine told me his wife was complaining that when he is on top of her his big gut was always pushing in to her as much as his xx. She told him to lose weight or he was going to lose out. He is on a diet now. :bigsmile:

    She sounds lovely.
  • justcat206
    justcat206 Posts: 716 Member
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    I feel sad for all the ladies only getting 2 minutes of action...

    For real. I think I need to bake my man a pie or or something....
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    fuel pods for loving machines!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    They consider 7 minutes long? In what world???

    this is men being gun shy. without all the wires and what not 7 minutes is a quickie!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    What is the formula...for every 50 #s lost, a man gains an inch?

    Just sayin'.

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