In Ketosis, but I didn't intend to be...

How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

Dry issues?

I'm going to refer back your gif...

Also, why on earth were you doing a test for ketones when you're not trying to eat low carb? Did they have a special on random irrelevant tests at the local drugstore? If so, what other tests did you pick up?

I'm curious too... makes me feel like randomly taking a pregnancy test just for funsies.

How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

Dry issues?

I'm going to refer back your gif...

Right. I handle urine on an almost daily basis as part of my job and I will tell you that no matter how high the ketones in a patient's urine, they're never visible in macro. We can sometimes see macroscopic amounts of blood, and sometimes we can diagnose a UTI or a diabetic by smell alone (we still always run the test) but ketones are always an unknown until the test is done.

By refusing to see a doctor you're potentially jeopardizing your health, and honestly, it's not worth that just to "prove" to some strangers on the internet that you know more than they do.

How about this: Don't go looking for a zebra when a horse will do


Did you consider it's your body lotion washing down into the bowl when you pee?
Or, maybe some vaginal lubricant leftovers?
Or, maybe your toilet water has some oil residue in it?

Maybe it didn't come OUT of you at all? Did you think of that?

Do I want to know why someone would be pissing body lotion? :huh:

Dry issues?

I'm going to refer back your gif...

Oh, I don't know about all that. I don't think she needs to go to the doctor if she has no other symptoms. I mean to say, I don't think I would go to the doctor just because of some mysterious sheen floating on my urine. Especially wit no other symptoms.

BUT.... If she wants to know what mysterious sheen is, she'll need to have her doctor order some tests.

Please stop saying sheen

I just keep getting a visual that's invading my head

Does quoting it count or just the retyping of sheen?

Please stop saying sheen

Well at least I didn't describe it as a moist sheen.

Or maybe even a moist, chunky, sheen.

Please stop saying sheen

Well at least I didn't describe it as a moist sheen.

Or maybe even a moist, chunky, sheen.

Guise...I got it!

It's *kitten*.

Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

K. No more sheen.

From now on it's moist chunky *kitten*.