In Ketosis, but I didn't intend to be...

Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

K. No more sheen.

From now on it's moist chunky s̶h̶e̶e̶n̶ *kitten*.

Ok it's agreed. We can see that right?

Absolutely. Fer cryin' out loud, you’d have to be blind to not see all that moist chunky *kitten*.

Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

K. No more sheen.

From now on it's moist chunky *kitten*.

Think I better go to the doctors


Ok it's agreed. We can see that right?

Absolutely. Fer cryin' out loud, you’d have to be blind to not see all that moist chunky sheen.

I feel like this thread is going to hit 10 pages, and the OP didn't intend for it to go for 10 pages.

If she doesn't like it...

...she can just boot us from the thread.

Secret Super Mod Powers ACTIVATE

IN4 getting "the boot"

OP?

I want this boot!!!

Now we can stop saying sheen and just say *kitten*.

K. No more sheen.

From now on it's moist chunky *kitten*.

Think I better go to the doctors


Ok it's agreed. We can see that right?

Absolutely. Fer cryin' out loud, you’d have to be blind to not see all that moist chunky sheen.

Sorry, got on the sheen kick again. Corrected my previous post to reflect the current style guidline.

I'm just here to steal all the GIFs.

Also... this thread.... what a time to be alive.

Yeah, I remember exactly where I was the day this thread was started.... *sigh*

Well think op has gone to bed.....guess I'll go to. Goodnight all.

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Ah hell, I forgot how to post pictures.

Ah hell, I forgot how to post pictures.

You had it right, just use lower case img

Also, thank you @PrizePopple & @northbanu

Now that I've re-read the OP's post and read through the commentary...I can't stop comparing the gross toilet bowl description to those Blingee things you used to be able to make online for your Myspace page.

All I can imagine is a shiny mess now.

Now that I've re-read the OP's post and read through the commentary...I can't stop comparing the gross toilet bowl description to those Blingee things you used to be able to make online for your Myspace page.

All I can imagine is a shiny mess now.

Hot pink shiny mess...

Any diet that is excessively carb restricted for an extended period of time will produce an accumulation of ketone bodies in blood and urine. Usually diets that are high fat and high protein can cause this. It sounds to me that is the type of diet you are eating. Just check with a doctor to make sure your blood pH doesn't become to low and you have no underlying medical condition.

Not that it matters anymore, as the OP has bailed, BUT......

Ketones are produced when there is a restriction of carbs AND a minimum of protein. Protein must be maintained at reasonable levels because EXCESS protein will be converted to to glucose. Someone wishing to build muscle will be able to eat more protein because the protein will be used to increase/repair muscle, thus limiting the amount of extra protein.

Ketosis is not a result of a high fat diet, it is the result of a low carb diet and proper amounts of protein.

It is not a high protein diet.

I also take umbrage at "excessive carb restriction". The body does not NEED carbs

Ketosis is the abnormal accumulation of ketones in the body as a result of excessive breakdown of fats caused by a deficiency or inadequate use of carbohydrates. Fatty acids are metabolized instead, and the end products, ketones, begin to accumulate. This condition is seen in starvation, occasionally in pregnancy if the intake of protein and carbohydrates is inadequate, and most frequently in diabetes mellitus. It is characterized by ketonuria, loss of potassium in the urine, and a fruity odor of acetone on the breath. Untreated, ketosis may progress to ketoacidosis, coma, and death.
I would assume, if you are not pregnant or diabetic you are in starvation mode...maybe increase your caloric intake; once your body goes into starvation mode it will store anything you eat as fat as a way to protect itself. This isn't a mode you want to be in...it will make weight loss very difficult.