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I love iCarly. :laugh:
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thank u for confessing.....you are forgiven. my turn....last night i was reading/watching basketball in my man room. my girlfriend walked by, and asked what i was drinking. i said "water" without missing a beat (or looking up). it was a vodka-tonic, (diet tonic)
i feel better
OMG ROFL....that was hilarious. Why would she even care?
Hmm confessions. I hate petty behavior, but nowadays, when I'm on my treadmill, or counting calories as I briskly walk through the grocery store, I find myself completely compelled and motivated by petty goals such as : the silence I can expect on the phone when my overcritical mother asks me how much I weigh and what size I wear and I can smugly declare SMALL like in my 20's. Or XS. Hell yes. Other petty fantasies for treadmill daydreams include: showing off my refurbished once glorious legs at a family occasion since my husband's paternal side of the family are all trashy and think they're better than me since they're on the Meth diet. (even though I'm a more demure type of dresser, naturally lol)
you kill me! hilarious!0 -
Confession: Exercise makes me fart. I can't help it. When I am on the elliptical my body just cuts loose. I hope they are silent. I can't hear since I got my ipod cranked all the way up. They sure do smell...:blushing:
best one yet.. I have tears streaming down my face!0 -
I love iCarly. :laugh:
I do.
I confess that when I'm babysitting my neice, I don't hate it when she watches iCarly. Or Wizards of Wavely Place.0 -
It was "sample day" at the grocery store today. I sampled some chocolate desert thing, a vegetable steamer bag thing, and a sugarless cookie in the bakery. I didn't log any of them, didn't buy any either :blushing:
no joke, they were giving away samples of bud light at the grocery store today. and my friend told me they were giving away samples of wine a couple of weeks ago. hey, everyone! let's go to giant eagle and get *kitten*-faced for free, then buy some doritos when we get the munchies - and not log any of it! lol
My friend and I were at a liquor store once and they were doing a vodka sample. We must have gone up that aisle like four times...they guy would laugh every time and give us a sample. "Hey! Look! Vodka samples! Can we have one?" Four times. :laugh:0 -
Was trying to resist 2 subway cookies today..........gave in to temptation!0
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AMAZING!!!! I'm going to order one pink ones!!!!! SO COOL! I didn't know u could do that!!!!! So exciting!0
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I confess..I had 400 calories worth of snacking tonight.0
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You guys are hilarious! I LOVE this thread!
My confession: I sometimes play mind games with myself and eat a lot of calories during the day to "force" myself to workout at night so that I can have dinner. Hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the butt one day and I'm not able to do that evening workout!0 -
Every time my kids get mcdonalds a steal a fry (or 2! They r my favorite) and I stop there (promise!) Nope... those don't get logged either ;-)
I eat a few more than that. It's a good thing we don't go to McDonald's very often AND I don't eat all my exercise calories!0 -
1. When my husband is home, I try to get a nap in. It never fails my son has a dirty diaper during that time, he comes to me and says poopy I whisper to him go tell daddy and then pretend to be asleep when husband comes in to get a diaper
2. When family comes over and I haven't done dishes I hide them in the oven
3. I log my exercise before I do it, if I don't do it I don't change it0 -
I confess that I had three of the brownies that I made tonight. I did log them though.0
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I sometimes have a snack AFTER I've completed my food diary for the day. But it's usually grapes or some other fruit.0
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I confess that I did not eat supper tonight. Instead I ate the jujube bread (more like heavy cake!) that my 8 year old made, chips, and a little bit of chocolate. But I did log it all!0
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I definitely force myself to exercise so I can eat more because I'm always starving!!!!!
I hate getting out of bed at 5:45 in the morning to go running but force myself to do ONLY so I can eat more snacks & have something sweet after dinner each.0 -
oh yeah. i saw my little 'super hot (yeah right)" sister this weekend and HOLY **** has she gained weight. I am dying to lose another 40 lbs and then offer to be her trainer, lol. It's my halfway to goal treat for myself!
Oh this is the best!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Confession: I have been eating nothing but whole grains for awhile, and today, I had Domino's pizza at lunch (it's customary on inventory day at work) with a regular Pepsi. My blood sugar crashed like a doomed plane about 45 minutes to an hour later, and I was yawning and hoping for a spot to take a nap. But man, was it good....
I had the crappiest week, what with working full time at my friend's shop & my hubby ragging on me like nothing else about the fact I need to get back to my own business, constantly having to push my daughter who has just started high school to do her homework & get herself organised, my other daughter giving me grief about the fact that her sister gets everything & she gets nothing, all the normal running around I have to do each week, organising dinner, going to meetings, getting up early to force myself to go running, counting my calories & just the everything-ness of life that I had Chicken Schnitzel, gravy & masses of vegies for dinner & a mini Magnum & didn't record a single thing. Man I am so paying for it today. I feel blah.
Tomorrow's a new day :ohwell:0 -
1. When my husband is home, I try to get a nap in. It never fails my son has a dirty diaper during that time, he comes to me and says poopy I whisper to him go tell daddy and then pretend to be asleep when husband comes in to get a diaper
2. When family comes over and I haven't done dishes I hide them in the oven
3. I log my exercise before I do it, if I don't do it I don't change it
HAHA I totally do the same thing with the dishes!! Then sometimes I'll forget I have them in there and pre-heat the oven and wonder what the smell is ... ewwww0 -
1. When my husband is home, I try to get a nap in. It never fails my son has a dirty diaper during that time, he comes to me and says poopy I whisper to him go tell daddy and then pretend to be asleep when husband comes in to get a diaper
2. When family comes over and I haven't done dishes I hide them in the oven
3. I log my exercise before I do it, if I don't do it I don't change it
HAHA I totally do the same thing with the dishes!! Then sometimes I'll forget I have them in there and pre-heat the oven and wonder what the smell is ... ewwww
I forgot about them once... it was so bad I had to replace my pans because all the handles were melted haha. Now if I do it I write a note on my bathroom mirror (no guests go in there, they use the main one) reminding me where my dishes are so I can take them out after they leave. This would be much easier if I had a dish washer0 -
Didn't log in the Redbull and Jager I just had.:glasses:0
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