OT-PG13: I can't believe....

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how about this on it's for real
http://www.ridetheslut.com/

how about this on it's for real
http://www.ridetheslut.com/

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LOL! That's so totally Seattle! (I'm an eastern Washington girl, so it's extra funny!)
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

You're welcome. :blushing:

That should be above my bar! Nice..... :laugh:

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

The divorce wouldn't have been such a surprise to him if my ex had read this....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You're welcome. :blushing:

Shannon, I see you went shopping...nice welcome mat for your front door....:laugh:

{{insert dramatic music}} Don-don-DON!!!



No she WASN'T!!!! :noway:

You're welcome. :blushing:

Shannon, I see you went shopping...nice welcome mat for your front door....:laugh:

ROFLOL!!!

Haters!

darn.... should've remembered - always show the love first!

anyway.... off to the fair with the kiddos.... If I bring you an Elephant Ear, would you feel better?

darn.... should've remembered - always show the love first!

anyway.... off to the fair with the kiddos.... If I bring you an Elephant Ear, would you feel better?

Let me choose the anatomy, okay???

Have fun! :smooched:

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how about this on it's for real
http://www.ridetheslut.com/

:noway: Soupy......

and just when should I be expecting my flowers to arrive at my door?

Soon, lammie-pie, soon.

how about this on it's for real
http://www.ridetheslut.com/

:noway: Soupy......

and just when should I be expecting my flowers to arrive at my door?

Soon, lammie-pie, soon.

Why don't I have a sweet nickname like that??? :frown:

That's one of MANY. Be glad you don't.:laugh:

Not to get OT.....ok, yes it is.....

gas here went to $4.33 today because of Ike!:noway:

I am posting this here on the PG-13 thread because I would really just like to say


WTF?!!!

Not to get OT.....ok, yes it is.....

gas here went to $4.33 today because of Ike!:noway:

I am posting this here on the PG-13 thread because I would really just like to say


WTF?!!!

UGH!!! I'll have to check when I drive by the gas station today. :explode:

wow.. you all are having way to much fun