Everyone has done it..........excpet me.

I`ve never been scuba diving.

i bet that would be awesome.

oh its supposed to be something everyone else has done. Well then.

i`ve never snuck into a movie.

"I'm Sorry" by King Missile

No, I never was in Vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree

I never did become an exotic dancer
Or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a horsefly

In a way I suppose you could say
My experience is quite limited, for example
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a brrom closet
While singing Waltzing Matilda

I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate

Who kept picking his teeth with a bowie knife
To distract me while his parrot looked over my shoulder
And told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code
Involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties

I never bought a lamp, wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought Lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album

I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, light bulbs and lettuce, and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap
And found the Everly brothers in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage

I'm sorry I stole the radio, I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President, I did it
It was my fault, I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

I've never seen star wars, the original...or the cartoons or anything. No interest really but this baffles people...

Never been skinny dipping. (even though I have been nude on the beach.....just never made it to the water :laugh: )
It's definitely still on my to do list! Seems like everyone I know has done this and cannot believe that I haven't.

I'd trip myself.

:blushing:

I've never been snowboarding. Not a big deal except that I've lived in Colorado for 22 years.

I never saw The Sound of music either.

Um...seems like everyone did/does weed but me :laugh:

My friends have, I have been around them "I did not inhale". :noway:

I have never watched Harry Potter or read any of the books! *sarcastic gasp*

Me either, but I am going to ride his roller coaster when I got to Orlando.

I've never had ranch or blue cheese dressings. I probably never will
I've never been in a car accident
I've never won money randomly (gambling, keno, race track)
I've never enjoyed watching sports on television. I like them in person though
I've never gone hunting

I have never been able to say no to that next drink or shot. Once I start drinking I only stop if the bar closes or my husband drags me off to bed. :blushing:

I have never sat through the Godfather!!! I know all men are cringing. But honestly what on earth is the big deal??????